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LOCATION: Fast Food restaurant

Lemon: 1000

Cow: 1000

LEMON: ... Uh... Show me your moves!

COW: Okay! {Cow jumps onto Lemon and forces fries into his mouth.}

Lemon: 1000

Cow: 1000

LEMON: Ha ha... Weak. {Lemon burns Cow.}

Lemon: 1000

Cow: 900

COW: Ow! {Teleports behind Lemon and kicks him down}

Lemon: 980

Cow: 900

LEMON: {Quickly jumps up, wipes blood off, and throws some sharpened french fries at Cow

Lemon: 920

Cow: 870

COW: {Heavily bleeding, Cow throws a table at Lemon, knocking him down.}

Lemon: 872

Cow: 870

LEMON: {Lemon throws the table off of him, punches the window, takes a shard of glass and throws it at Cow.}

Lemon: 872

Cow: 840

COW: {Takes out the gun he always carries around and shoots Lemon}

Lemon: 85

Cow: 840

LEMON: No... Time for the secret weapon {forms a huge ball of fire and shoots, almost killing Cow and tearing half the building off.

Lemon: 10 (damage from charging)

Cow: 10

COW: Ugh... You... {Cow kicks Lemon to finish

WINNER: Cow