(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Lemon Demon43/battles/cow
LOCATION: Fast Food restaurant
Lemon: 1000
Cow: 1000
LEMON: ... Uh... Show me your moves!
COW: Okay! {Cow jumps onto Lemon and forces fries into his mouth.}
Lemon: 1000
Cow: 1000
LEMON: Ha ha... Weak. {Lemon burns Cow.}
Lemon: 1000
Cow: 900
COW: Ow! {Teleports behind Lemon and kicks him down}
Lemon: 980
Cow: 900
LEMON: {Quickly jumps up, wipes blood off, and throws some sharpened french fries at Cow
Lemon: 920
Cow: 870
COW: {Heavily bleeding, Cow throws a table at Lemon, knocking him down.}
Lemon: 872
Cow: 870
LEMON: {Lemon throws the table off of him, punches the window, takes a shard of glass and throws it at Cow.}
Lemon: 872
Cow: 840
COW: {Takes out the gun he always carries around and shoots Lemon}
Lemon: 85
Cow: 840
LEMON: No... Time for the secret weapon {forms a huge ball of fire and shoots, almost killing Cow and tearing half the building off.
Lemon: 10 (damage from charging)
Cow: 10
COW: Ugh... You... {Cow kicks Lemon to finish
WINNER: Cow