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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to this exciting match! Today we have Member 6 of ShadowMarks, a very bulky chap if you will, with powers incredibly mysterious and unbeknownst to all! Against BELL! Back from the grave, he swears to return Chaos back to the Battel. And with his demonic charm, He'll hopefully do just that and more!

{Member 6 raises his right hand and a sword from the heavens appears}

6: Die.

DEMON BELL: ...Ha. I have already become my demonic form. There is no stopping me. {immense fire surrounds Demon Bell} DEMONIC JIBNEY DEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Demon Bell Deuces 6. at the same time, he becomes pure watashi, therefore purifying 6. 6 inverts}

DEMON BELL: How do you like me now? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{6 Puts his arm on Bell's shoulder.}

6: My turn. {Slices his sword down the opposite shoulder of Demon Bell and holds severed limb up. Demon Bell grabs the arm and eats it. His arm grows back bloody and with claws}

DEMON BELL: Hmph. Soul reaper mode!

{Demon Bell grows a soul reaper uniform and a zanpakuto appears out of nowhere}

DEMON BELL: You will die at the touch of my Ano Yo Kyoki ["Underworld Insanity"]

6: Try. {Arches sword in front of him}

DEMON BELL: Did you just try to break my sword? Ahem. {sword becomes normal}

{Demon Bell's sword dissapears}

DEMON BELL: Ano Yo Kyoki Bankai times 1 million!

{Demon Bell hits 6 with the invisible sword. 6 disintegrates}

{6's cloak reveals blood, guts, poisonous spiders, and a skeleton}

6: Nice try. {6 Takes Bell's other arm. Demon Bell eats it once more. this time, the arm is a King Cobra}

DEMON BELL: Cobra scythe!

{Demon Bell's arms come off and are replaced with normal ones. the arms and Ano Yo Kyoki fuse into a poisonous snake-shaped sword. Demon Bell slices 6 in half and injects poison in his brain, killing him}

{6 Jumps out of a crack in the ground}

4: You just hit yourself with a double negative! You're arms can't regenerate when 6 cuts them off. {His face and 5's appears on the jumbo-tron}

5: He's right. When 6 slices something, it loses connection with the body permanentely. All nerves, all veins. It can't grow back. Anything. It's more useless than 6's grammar. Why? He doesn't have any. He can say 2, 3 words at a time tops. Face it. What you did basically never happened. {Screen turns off}

6: It's true. {Prepares sword in a defensive position}

DEMON BELL:{now armless} Meh. I don't need arms! Although, I think I still keep the Cobra Scythe. Hades Uprising V2!!!!!

{millions of reapers with Cobra scythes break out of the ground. They slice up 6, eat him, and bring him to Chaos's father. }

DEATH: YOU! You're one of the guys who kidnapped my son! You'll pay!

{Death reaps 6. He is dead. Forever. End of story}

{6's sword pulls itself out of the ground}

DEMON BELL: A sword? Cobra Scythe, you get a snack!

{the Cobra Scythe eats 6's sword. (it can eats swords. No matter what is in that sword or at it does, it doesn't affect the scythe except making it stronger}

{The sword forces itself out of Cobra Scythe's body, and slices Scythe in half. The scythe rebuilds itself, but now with claw arms, superfast legs, and a mind}

COBRA SCYTHE: HISSSSSSS!!!!!! Venom bite!!!!

{Cobra scythe bites 6's sword. It dies}

{6's sword gets up and cracks Bell's face open}

DEMON BELL: {face reforms into a ruby/sapphire hawk head} Caw!!!! Jibney Fusion!

{Demon Bell fuses with cobra scythe to create a ruby hawk with a cobra head and horns (Demonic Cobrawk)}

DEMONIC COBRAWK: {some kind of laugh/hiss/caw} You will nevaahhhhhhhh sssssstop me!!!

{6's sword performs the zanmato on Demonic Cobrawk, splitting up both Bell and CS. The zanmato also forces Bell back to his original form.}

IM A BELL: ...since when could you preform zanmato? I thought only Chaos... WAITAMINUTE!!!!!!

{Im a bell grabs 6's dead bod and pulls off his mask. 6 is truly a clone of Chaos}

IM A BELL: As I suspected. A clone of Chaos. Death, you can have this back. Feed it to Cerberus or something...

{6's blade dissolves the illusion}

4: NO YOU IDIOT! 6 TAUGHT CHAOS THE ZANAMTO!!!!!

{6's blade calls other blades and forms into the Blade Demon}

BLADE DEMON: And now you die! {Bull's skull rises from the ground and fits on the top of the headless Demon}

IM A BELL: Hahaha!!!! You can't even say zanmato right!!!!!! Ah well. {transforms into a giand Demonic Cobrawk with wings} Ultimate Chimaera! Claws of destruction!!!

{Ultimate Chimaera slices 6 into millions of pieces. He is dead. FOREVER!!!}

ULTIMATE CHIMAERA: By the way, it's past 30 lines. I guess I win! ...Hello?

BLADE DEMON: Nowhere near it! {fuses 6's original sword with the shadow zanmato and a sword like Soul Edge} Utlimate Zanmato! {Zanmato pierces bell, turning him into reformable, little pieces of metal}

{Blade Demon falls apart and creates a beam of light, which, against all odds, revives 6}

6: Sorry

{Bling runs in and rebuilds Im a bell into a giant Bo-bobo Robot}

BO-BOBO ROBOT: Prepare to die!!!!! Robotic Scythe!!!

{The robot encases 6 in an unbreakable, unbendable, unfreeable metal block}

BO-BOBO ROBOT: Hahaha!!! Oh, and, NOW it's 30 lines!!!! This is the 31st! I counted!

THIS LINE DOESN'T COUNT: Y'know(And this is to ALL of the fighters), The Battel needs a minimum of 30 lines. It can go on until the Battel is resolved. That's why it say it needs a MINIMUM of 30 lines.

{6 calls Soul Edge out and steals Bell's soul upon opening it's eye}

6: Game...Over...

IM A BELL: Not! Actually, I stole that soul from... Uhh... NMSC VANDAL!!!

{The soul covers 6 with random numbers, glitches, and "N*GG* STOLE MY COW!"}

IM A BELL: Whoa. NMSC, you can stop.

{NMSC doesn't stop}

IM A BELL: Okay... Random Jibney Death!!! Unfair Trial!

{cut to a court. everyone is saying "guilty". NMSC explodes}

IM A BELL: W-whoa. I didn't really want him to do THAT much... You gonna be okay? Say, if I lose, can I be a part of your team? But, my number has to be 42.

{4 and 5 appear onscreen}

4: Why would you want to join us? And besides, they go in order of number. If you joined, you'd be 9.

{5 pulls out hand saw}

5: Unless you'd like a little "tweak" in the head upon losing.

IM A BELL: Well, okay, I'll be 9. Anyways, Look, I'd be a great addition to the team! One, I have the power to come up with new and random attacks, and I'm the co-head of a giant organization!

PEBBLE COW: Hey Bell, heres a trick. Run around him 8 times. He'll get dizzy and fall, atack then.

IM A BELL: Since when were you a pebble? Anyways... {does what CP says} Random Jibney Death! Supra Sharingan! {preforms a zanmato x1,000,000}

PEBBLE COW: Okay, now you pick him up spin around, let go. He'll go into the sky, with harm.

IM A BELL: Okay... {does as CP says}

4: WELL, ARE YOU AGAINST US OR WITH US?

IM A BELL: Uhh... {Throws away Pebble CP} With you.

6: Welcome.

4 & 5: NEW MEMBER! WELCOME BELL, NUMBER 9!

ANNOUNCER: NOT AGAIN! This is the absolutely BEST circuit I've ever seen! The winner is undecided! But from the looks of it, ShadowMarks gets a new win, and a new ally in it's ranks!

9: This will be interesting...

4, 5 AND 6: Quite.