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User:JuomariVeren/Battels/Darkangel2
ANNOUNCER:Today we have the next line of Battel in this neveredning saga! We have Darkangel, a reality-banding master against all the current members here!That's 4,5,6, and the new 9,or Bell. Who had turned traitor at the last possible minute!
9: Shut it, you.
4: Don't worry.
5: He's no more a pawn than all of these pathetic humans.
9: Right. {blasts Announcer}
4: I ish that stupid reality bending fool were here alrady!
6: Me...too... {Pulls out sword}
{4 & 5 pull out their weapons as well}
9: Yeah. {transforms into Soul Reaper Mode} Crap, that announcer's still alive. Random-Jibney-Death. Go Away.
{the announcer is pulled to the underworld}
4: I'm pretty sure he can't die. Therefore, you're wasting all of your might to prevent the inevitable.
9: I'm not wasting my power! I'm just wastin' my time! {burns announcer} Announcer Burgers, anyone?
5: Gonna have to delete this when the battel begins.
{Darkangel walks into the arena, then halts when he looks at Bell}
DARKANGEL: {Looking surprised} BELL?! What the pfargtl are you doing with these crap for brains..ses..? BTW, thanks for saving my life back then. Even though I wasn't really dead. That was a shadow clone. It was about to dissappear and turn into wood, until YOU showed up! Anyways, back to Bell. Why did you did this? I mean, what about the Onion Points? I can make you an instant Onion, ONLY if you leave these bozos. If not, then prepare for doom. So, what will you choose? OP's and stuff, or the Shadow Boy Scouts?
9: Uhh... {blasts Darkangel} Nah! I'm staying as a ShadowMark with CP.
{Darkangel dissapears in a puff of smoke an a wooden doll resembling a cactus appears there, Darkangel then suddenly appears behind Bell and Darkangel has both of his hands on top of Bell}
DARKANGEL: Chaos BLAST!
{Suddenly, a huge explosion engulfs the arena. The explosion then is cleared and it reveals a near dieing Im a Bell and Darkangel is nowhere to be seen. After 3 seconds, Darkangel appears about 6 inches away from Bell and Darkangel moves his hand to where Bell is.}
DARKANGEL: I'll spare your life, Bell. Just so you can still be part of the Onion Points if you regret hanging out with these fools later. GIGA-VOIP!
{Im a Bell suddenly dissapears}
DARKANGEL: {To the rest of the ShadowMarks} Now you're one head short. How's this, you guys give me Chaos, and I'll give you Bell. While you think of it, I'll heal my little-to-none wounds. HEAL! {Darkangel is fully healed} So think about it, Bell's life and you give me Chaos, or death to all of you?
4, 5, and 6: Demonic Crucification! {Darkangel is strapped to a crucifix, where all 3 turn into their demon forms.}
BLADE DEMON: Ultimate Zanmato! {preforms Ultimate Zanmato on Darkangel}
ICE DEMON: Superb Ice Death! {Preforms superb Ice Death on Darkangel}
UNDEAD GOLEM: Dark Ultimate Nova! {Creates purple Supernova and drives it into the heart of Darkangel}
ALL DEMONS: FINAL TECHNIQUE! KAISER DRAGON DEATH! {Big, four-armed, grey dragon appears, and ahoots 1000 golden supernovas at Darkangel, and finishing by turning his hands into katanas and sending them into Darkangel's chest}
{Field returns to normal, with nothing but a pile of blood where Darkangel was at}
4: Nice try, but we really need Chaos. He's important to ruling the world once and for all! And as for Bell, well, he never really left. {snaps fingers and skeletons open the ground and pull out Bell} 6 could've told you that.
9: Hehe... Thanks. I'll remember to reappear next time...
DARKANGEL: {Voiceover} Oh, will you EVER shut up?! {Darkangel suddenly appears from a dar corner in the arena, the pile of blood then turns yellow} And besides, that's not Bell, that's just Bling.
BLING: Hiya guyws!! ^_^
DARKANGEL: Bell is secretly well hidden somwhere in time, space, subspace and the subconcience. You'll never get there. As for the "Killed Darkangel", it was just a fighting sack of lemonade. Now it's my turn.
{Darkangel shoots 2 bullets to every member (including Bling) and they dissapear. After a few seconds, all the members except Bell reapear and are heavily wounded, paralyzed and bleeding.}
DARKANGEL: How's that for an attack, and besides, you can't move anymore. I'll just heal and just, have some circus peanuts while I laugh at your pitiful tries to stay alive. HEAL! {Darkangel is fully healed} CHAOS SPEAR! (A chaos spear attack is sent to each one of the ShadowMarks, Bling suddenly dissapears) About Bling, he's now in the hospital, being put in the emergency room. Hope he stays alive. Poor guy, so cute.
{9 appears behind Darkangel}
9: HOW DARE YOU HURT BLING! YOU'LL PAY!!!!! {slices Darkangel's limbs off, then his head}
5: That was pointless. Darkangel has been killed for good, and Bling never got hurt.
9: What do you mean he was never hurt?
4: Bling being hurt was just an illusion. That's a downer to Darkangel's powers. After all ,we know them all too well.
5: Now then, Darkangel. You can try to take back Bell, but he's made up his mind. If he wishes to be with us, then so be it. As for you, you must die or surrender and Join us!
9: Yes. And I'll slowly kill you piece-by-piece. {rips Darkangel's hair off}
6: Let...me...help. {slices off Darkangel's foot}
9: Okay. {eats Darkangel's arm. it grows out of a rock} That... wasn't supposed to happen...
{Darkangel reforms back himself. He looks back to Bell, Darkangel snaps his fingers and Bell is as wounded and paralyzed as his "friends" were earlier. He then does the same to the rest.}
DARKANGEL: Now onto finishing this, for that I must charge up. I'll use my inpenetrable shield that NOTHING can destroy it. Not even the holy powers of heaven or the evil powers of th underworld.
{A trasluscent, rouns, swirling shield appears around Darkangel. Darkangel sits on de floor of the arena and the shield is getting more opaque as time passes}
DARKANGEL: If you wanna get entretained, then here's some elemental clones!
{4 figures resembling Darkangel emerge from the shield. One is engulfed in fire, another one is made out of water, another one is made out of rocks and the last one is made of electricity.}
ELEMENTAL DARKANGELS: While Darkangel is charging up, we'll kick your butts really hard! And we never miss ANY shots!
{All 4 Elemental Darkangels attack everyone with explosions, body slams, whirpools, shocks and such. The Fire Element Darkangel clears the mist and reveals that all of the ShadowMarks are heavily wounded and heavily bleeding}
WATER ELEMENT DARKANGEL: Hey, guess what? Darkangel's fully charged! Let's go back to the shield.
{All elemental Darkangels return ro the shield. The shield starts shining very bright. The shield suddenly explodes and it reveals a fully chraged, glowing, floating Darkangel}
DARKANGEL: I'm not done yet! Chaos Emeralds! Come to me!
{The seven Chaos Emeralds appear and start swirling around Darkangel. Darkangel starts shining white and the emeralds too. Suddenly, the Chaos Emeralds transform into Super Emeralds. Darkangel is swirling with power and then explodes. After exploding, the mist is cleared and it reveals a supercharged Hyper Darkangel}
HYPER DARKANGEL: Now it's time to DIE! {Energy starts swirling around Darkangel} Chaos.... {Screaming really loud} ULTIMA!!!!!
{Darkangel emits a humongous beam from his hands and it explodes on contact with the ShadowMarks. The explosion engulfs the whole territory. Cut to a view from space. An enourmous glowing, dome-like explosion is clearly visible. Cut back to the arena, which is completley damaged. An enourmous crater is in place where all the ShadowMarks used to be. Inside the crater, there are various small puddles of blood. Darkangel turns back to normal}
DARKANGEL: Guess what? I WON!
{The croud starts cheering}
DARKANGEL: And the classical "The crowd goes wild" thing. (Snicker)
9: {heals} What part of "Immortal" don't you understand? Random Jibney Death! n00b Punishment!!!
{Darkangel is locked in a room, forced to watch every single n00bish thing on HRFWiki}
{The room suddenly dissapears and Darkangel appears out of nowhere}
DARKANGEL: The "Inmortal" part is the one I don't understand. Why being inmortal when you can be mortal just like you friends? MORTALITUS! {Bell suddenly gets stunned for a bit, but recovers inmediatly} Good thing you got stunned, that means you're mortal now. And good thing I recorded the attack I dealt to all of you as Hyper Darkangel with the Record Ball {Darkangel grabs a small, crysaline ball from his pocket} I just throw it to tour face and you'll suffer twice the damage I just dealt! And since you're mortal now...
{Darkangel throws the Record Ball to Bell and it lands straight in his face, releasing a cloud of blue fog. After a few seconds, the fog clears and it reveals a really small puddle of blood}
DARKANGEL:...You're obiously gonna die! Now that Bell's dead and no ShadowMark is alive to heal him, I won! HUDDAMANNOW, Huh? ME!
9: {reforms} Still immortal. Random Jibney Death! Banhammer! {Bans Darkangel} Hahaha!!!
DARKANGEL: INVERTIUS! {Bell is inmediatly banned and Darkangel is back} HAHAHA! I like inverting the status aliments that I don't like!
9: {reappears} Look, that was just a soul I stole that you banned! It was a major vandal's. You helped get rid of a vandal! Grood for you! Have a cookie! {forces a poisonous cookie down Darkangel's throat} And as for my teammates... {gives pools of blood pure souls. 4, 5, and 6 reform}
{The 3 other members turn into their demon forms}
ALL: TIME TO DIE!
DARKANGEL: I don't think so! Remember I can bend reality, fool! Now every attack thath I made to all of you is recorded in this SUPER Record ball! And just throwing it on the floor will destroy you with all of my attacks! And it'll be quadruple powerd! MUHUHHAHAHAHA!
{Darkangel throws the SUPER Record Ball to the ShadowMark's feet and it explodes in a cloud of red fog. Voices of Darkangel can be heard from the fog}
FOG'S MEMORIES: {Echoing} Chaos--INVERTI--MORTAL--I WON!--Chaos Emeralds, come t--Record Ba--BLAST!--TALITUS!--ULTIMA!!!
{The fog is cleared revealing half a limb from each ShadowMark and a large sea of blood}
DARKANGEL: How many lines does this goes? Because I have already won noe, baby! And since you're mortal and such, you're all dead! HAHAHAHAHA!
9: {reforms. reforms 4,5,6, still demons} HA! That time, those were Your, and three of your closest friends' souls!!!! {Darkangel evaporates}
ICE DEMON: Oh, no. We're immortal. Human or Demon. How? Well ,notice that we're either demons or undead. 2 Beings thta escape the mortality rule. Even Bell, in his Demon form, is now immortal.
BLADE DEMON: Which means that we'll live forever, and with our infinite lives? We'll rule the world of course!
UNDEAD GOLEM: So don't ever think we'll die, 'cuz then you'd be lying to yourself.
9: Look, I'm always immortal. You see, the two sides of my body, Im a bell and Ll e bami, only appear if the other dies. Therefore, I cannot cease to exist on the entire basis of me dying!
9: And now, for my favorite trick--{Bell puffs in a cloud of smoke, after the smoke is cleared, Darkangel is instead of Bell, bell is nowhere to be seen}
DARKANGEL:--I shall appear from Bell's body! Oh wait, I just did that.
{Darkangel snaps his fingers and every ShadowMark dissapear in puffs of smoke. The smoke is cleared and it reveals Sephiroth (From Final Fantasy), Gannondorf (From the legend of Zelda) and Nemesis (from Resident Evil). All of the ShadowMarks suddenly appear, almost dieing, heavily wounded and near death, even though they're "inmortal".}
ALL: TIME TO DIE! {Everyone charges up for an attack}
9: {comes out from behind Darkangel} Hello, stupid! Why don't you freakin' remember what the Tandy told you? I'm frickin' immortal-
VEGEROT: And immoral!
9: Grrr... AND YOU CAN'T KILL US! {4, 5, 6 arise still demons} Now! Random Jibney Death! Mutiny!
{Seph, Gannondorf, and Nemesis kill Darkangel}
9: Now get out of our face...es!
GANNONDORF: Wait, what the @$#* are we doing?!
{All stop, they move out to reveal a punching bag}
SEPHIROTH: It's just a punching bag?! {To ShadowMarks} YOU TRAITORS! Prepare to die!
DARKANGEL: {Nowhere to be seen, voiceover} That's right! And guess what? INMORTILUS! {A light brielfy shines over Sephh's, Gannon's and Nemesis' heads} The're now inmortal too! Like all of us! KILL THE SHADOWMARKS! NOW!
ALL OF DARKANGEL'S SIDE: As you order us, master.
{Everyone heavily wound all of the ShadowMarks and Sephiroth pierces to all of the SM's chests, destroying their demon forms and turning them back to normal}
DARKANGEL: {Still absent, voiceover} FINISH EM!
{All members of ShadowMarks pull out Demon Bell from inside Bell, and use him in the crucifix}
ALL DEMONS: DEMONIC CRUCIFIX!!!! {Darkangel us put onto a crucifix, and the first 3 demons preform their normal attacks, excluding Kaiser Dragon}
BLADE DEMON: Now, Demon Bell!
DEMON BELL: Random Jibney Death! Fireball!!! {Transforms into giant ball of energy, blasts into Darkangel}
ALL DEMONS: Gold Kaiser Dragon! {Golden Kaiser Dragon rises from black ashes and preforms a move similar to the normal one, except instead of supernovas, it launches Afronovas}
DEMON BELL: Now, for the ultimate Random Jibney Death attack! Ultimate Destruction Jibney Death! CHIME AFRONOVA!!!!!! {transforms into a Gigantic Fireball, fuses with a giant Afronova, blasts into Darkangel and destroys him}
ANNOUNCER: Of all my years of spectating battels, I have NEVER seen such an exciting one! And the winner is ShadowMarks!
{all members walk away from the field}