User:JuomariVeren/Battels/DarkAngel

ANNOUNCER: After a 4-day long hiatus, we have returned to fighting plenty of people. We've seen CowPuncher and Bell die, Kanjiro become a pebble, Vindicator strike right back, and today, we will witness a new, more better match! We have DarkAngel, a user even more foreboding than Chaos, who holds a win/loss of 5/4!

CHAOS: Today hopes to be a good battel. {activates devil's throne and sprouts wings and a tail}

DARKANGEL: Don't worry, it'll be quick and painless...or not. HEY! ANNOUNCER! It's Darkangel! Not DarkAngel! Anyways, when is the battel gonna start? 'Cuz I'm ready... {Darkangel's hands start to catch fire, the fire grows and it starts to form into a fireball}

{Chaos splits into 5 and teleports}

CHAOS: And so it begins...

DARKANGEL: Hmm, a shadow clone jutsu. Very impressive indeed. Now it's my turn to move. CHAOS GIGA-CONTROL!

{Darkangel suddenly dissapears, then reappears with an army of 9000 clones}

ALL DARKANGELS: What's the matter Chaos? Confused?

{All of the Darkangels attack the 5 Chaos in chaos control with quick kicks and fireballs, all of the attacks land, Chaos' clones are heavily injured and 3 of them have fainted}

ALL DARKANGELS: Having fun yet?

{Chaos clears the mist to reveal a near-dead Darkangel}

CHAOS: For the reference, I don't even know what a shadow clone is. That's just multiplacation. They take my blood, they scatter. You break one, they all burst. I clear the mist, you're ready to die! {Launches afronova at Darkangel}

DARKANGEL: Afronova? What the crap is that? Some kind of star, with an afro that is about to explode? Meh, whatev. HP MAGNA! {Darkangel absorbs the afronova and uses it as health. Darkangel is now fully healthy} And now, for my favorite trick, I shall make anything go nuts and bend reality! 'Cuz everything you know is--

{Everything is now in a crappy drawn style world, Chaos' flesh is inside out}

DARKANGEL:--wrong! Now I just, grab this eraser and use it on you, (He grabs an eraser and rubs it on Chaos, he starts to disapear} then I add some Liquid PaperTM, {He grabs some liquid paper and smears it all over Chaos, Chaos is almost unseeable} and presto! {Everything turns back to normal except the sky, which is flashing red and yellow. Chaos is seen chopped into tiny litlle pieces} Reality and physichs DON'T work on me, Chaos!

{Chaos' deformed body turns into black ahses and reforms him into the normal Chaos}

CHAOS: Nor do they me. {Transforms into soul banisher} I want to make this last as long as possible. {Chaos swings his scythe and sends Darkangel into the walls of the stadium}

{Darkangel disapears in a puff of smoke after hitting the wall}

DARKANGEL: {Voiceover} Hahahahaha! I told you I could bend reality, didn't I?

{The red and yellow flashing sky grows and grows untill it covers the stadium. After a few seconds, the flashing sky is back to the top and Chaos is now a defensless blob in the middle of the stadium. Darkangel then appears}

DARKANGEL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LAWLZORZ! You-- heh-- y-you're a freakin' blob! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Let me finish this...

{Darkangel squshes, kicks, burns, freezes, breaks, pokes and smash the blob. Suddenly, it turns into a heavily wounded, almost dying Chaos}

DARKANGEL: Anything else? Man, you're BORING ME! While you try to stand up, I'll heal a bit. HEAL! {A shining light appears briefly over Darkangel} Now I'm fully charged! Bring it! Or else you'll want to run to your mommy in fear, huh? Huh, ya baby?! YOU CHICKEN?! HUH?! HUH?! That's right, go away!

{Chaos reforms and holds his devil's throne up to the sky}

CHAOS: Father! Finish this fight now! {Chaos makes death appear}

DEATH: ALL WHO HARM MY SON SHALL TASTE INFINITE DEATH!!!!!! {permanetaly kills Darkangel FOREVER, IRREVERSIBLE! Not even the reality bending pwers can fix it and revive him}

CHAOS: How's that for boring. Now, I have some important things to-

{Chaos is teleported away mysteriously, and 3 figure appear out of nowhere}

FIGURE 1: My apologies. Chaos has been kiddinapped by us. You fools and your "Battels" were upsetting nature and physics. You can all try, try as many times as you like to save him, but It will always end in shame. But for those of you who are willing to try...{Revives and restores anyone who has been deformed or died in battels so far}

FIGURE 2: Chaos' board will be handled by us. You can challenge us to a battel if you like, any combination you like. Just sign up. You are encouraged to fight as many times as you would like. Enjoy your days, fools.

{All 3 figures dissapear}

ANNOUNCER: OH MY GOODNESS! There has been an interruption mid-battel. I guess that means this victory goes to Darkangel. All I can say to all you rambonctious fighters out there is good luck!

Aftermath

An aftermath will be posted after the "Chaos Kidnapping saga."