User:JuomariVeren/Battels/Cow Puncher 2

ANNOUNCER: Today, we have the next exciting Battel in the saga! Chaos will attempt to defeat AND convert Im A Bell and Cow Puncher from the guild!

CHAOS: You two sicken me. Why do you think I left that guild?

IM A BELL: THANKS FOR REMINDING ME! {beomes 9} Mwahaha. I'd become Demon Bell, but I've created a new form I'll reveal soon.

CHAOS: Pish posh. Save yourself the energy. You'll wish you had.

IM A BELL: {grumbles}I'm a deux ex macina.{grumbles}

CHAOS: I heard that. Now, Make your move.

IM A BELL: Ya know what? I'm just gonna become that form. {becomes what looks like Demon Bell's head on Pure Watashi's body with Dasriturabell's wings, a Master Emerald on chest, Pure black arms, and Proto Man's legs} OMEGA BELL!!!

OMEGA BELL: Now then. OMEGA JLAMMY VAPORIZATION!!!! ATTACK OF THE RETRO VIDEO GAMES!

{Cut to a Pac Man game. There are none of those large pellet-things. Chaos is Pac Man and Omega Bell clones are the ghosts. The ghosts quickly eat Chaos. Cut to Super Mario Bros. There are Chaos goombas everywhere. Mario quickly destroys them. Cut back to the battelfield}

OMEGA BELL: TAKE THAT!

CHAOS: Take What? All you've done is turned into a Watashi/Dasriturabell/Protoman/Sonic Hybrid beast, then you zoned out repeating "Video Games, Video Games".

OMEGA BELL: You godmodder. {sighs, sends Chaos into the previously described video games} Er, hello? Are you dead yet?

CHAOS: You tell me. Can I speak?

OMEGA BELL: Wait, aren't you ALWAYS dead, considering your father IS Death? Anyways, I guess you had enough game torture. {freezes games, releases Chaos} There. You know, I'm just waiting for CP to stop staring off into space and attack already.

{Cow Puncher used his silence for a super sonic yell. Chaos is parallelized}

CHAOS: {sarcastically} Wow. Stuck in motion. This is SOOO bad.

OMEGA BELL: {fades back into Bell} Before you mutilate me chaos, let me ask one thing. {blasts open a portal showing the real world Chaos in New England} If you hate the ShadowMarks, why'd you let HIM control them? {crooked smile}

CHAOS: He's the creator of me, shadowmarks, an the arena you're in. Without him, there'd be no good, juicy plots to these battels here.

IM A BELL: Exactly. But, how can you simply accept that the ShadowMarks were created by the same person that created you?

ZNEX: {offscreen} Woot! Fourth wall breakage!

CHAOS: I accept it.

IM A BELL: You're just hiding the fact that you want to kill your real world self for creating the ShadowMarks.

ZNEX: {offscreen} Yeah, but his real world self created everyone else as well, like his mother, his father, his siblings...you know. And his other relatives as well.

CHAOS: Well, in mind that this also sparked the creation of Heian, Noelle, Daichi, and a few other people I have yet to introduce. But they'll come along in Chaos Emails. Probably next season.

IM A BELL: Oh. Right. Hmm... BUT, he DID make you the LEADER of the ShadowMarks. Watch. {plays tape of many horrible things the ShadowMarks did} See?

CHAOS: I did worse things as their leader, compared to that weak son of a... Anyways, I don't mind. The problem is, that you MUST get out of that guild. They'll throw you out like a piece of garbage, and send you into the Demonic god they worship. This is why I left. I lost control of my own guild.

IM A BELL: Oops. Wrong tape. {plays tape of things Chaos did as the ShadowMarks' leader} See? He MADE you do all those things. He didn't let you. He MADE you do them. ... Um... I think Chaos and CP are dead... Does that mean I win?

{Demon Chaos' Impure Zanmato runs through 9's heart, turning him back into Bell.}

DEMON CHAOS: I think not. Now, I defeated 9, hypothectially speaking. Now I WIN!!!

ANNOUNCER: AND CHAOS SUCESSFULLY CONVERTED BOTH MEMBERS!

DEMON CHAOS: Whoo-hoo.

{future 9 appears}

FUTURE 9: Hello.

IM A BELL: Yo, future me. Oh, and, Chaos. I think you forgot something. I KILLED ALL OF THE SHADOWMARKS. {opens up chest revealing all of the ShadowMarks' souls}