User:Homsunami187

HOMSUANMI187 EMAILS!!!

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{silence} FLING:{running past} PIEPIEPIEPIEPIIIIE!!!{trips}WOOOAAAH!{crash} }homsunami187 walks in.} HOMSUNAMI187:AAaaaAAaaaAAaaa... jorbaly jorbaly jorbaly. {types} {when the email appears, his hat is no longer visible.

''homsunemails.exe''

Dear Homsunami,

UR aweskombe! can u be any moR ROxORz?

UR friend,

UltR4 ROxOrZ

HOMSUNAMI187:(normal voice) {reading} dear homsunami, you are a... wes... kombee... er, what does that mean? anyway, can you be any moe-R rockswords? you are friend, aught four rockstars. err... {typing} well, alt 4, can you get any better at grammar? and why did you sign the email with ''you are friend''? I wouldn't want to be friends with anyone who uses that sort of grammar! so, until next week... {hat pops up from beind head again}daAAAAaaAAAaaAAAaaaa... iIi'm a negleEected offiIiciaAal.

{THE PAPER comes down.}

HoMsUnAmI187

SUBJECT REPORT- HOMSUNAMI187

NAME:Homsunami187

ORIGIN: Created by scientist Charles "fling" von Strait, He is a genetic experiment in gestalt consciousness- A single being composed of other beings- namely stinkoman's torso, homestar's shirt and star, homsar's speech, hat, shirt and basic construction, coach Z's arms, bubs' eyes, and stinkoman's head and mouth. He also created the Box-O-Bot (It looks the same as "the robot" from strongest man in the world (the)) before descending into madness and contracting Brain homsars (a result of the amalgam and the unfortunate abundance of homsar in the subject), causing him to shout "PIE!" rapidly.

TYPE:gestalt entity- a fusion of homestar characters.

SPECS:When hat is on, he is like homsar. when hat disappears, he is like strong bad, or a fusion of homestar characters. Assumes their different personalities when in different moods. for example: hungry: king of town, sad: strong sad, angry: strong bad. He often quotes other characters in a homsar style. END REPORT

CONCLUSION: suggest further research into day-to-day behaviour.

P.S.: PLZ GET EGGS,MILK?

THE BETTER ONE!

HOMSUANMI187 EMAILS!!!

Jus' type it alreadeh!

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{silence} FLING: {running past} PIE!!! {crash} }homsunami187 walks in.} HOMSUNAMI187:AAaaaAAaaaAAaaa... IiIi'm the biscuit tin extraordinaire. {types homsalami_email.egg} {when the email appears, his hat is no longer visible.

''homsunemails.exe''

Dear Homsunami,

UR aweskombe! Can u be any moR ROxORz?

UR friend,

UltR4 ROxOrZ

HOMSUNAMI187:(normal voice) {reading} Dear Homsunami, you are a... wes... kom... bee... er, what does that mean? anyway, can you be any moe-R rockswords? You are friend, aught four cheap shots. Err... {typing} well, alt 4, can you get any better at grammar? And why did you sign the email with ''you are friend''? I wouldn't want to be friends with anyone who uses that sort of grammar!

{clears screen} But yes, Otto Spangly, I am "rocksmorgasbord", as you say. I am what I is. But maybe I could be more rocksmith. BOX-O-BOT! {drags out the word "bot"}

BOX-O-BOT: {clunks in} Yes, what is it, MeatBagSalami StupidPunyHuman?

HOMSUNAMI187: Quite. Now, this nice {through gritted teeth} enn-zero-zero-bee here {speaks normally} would like to know how I can be more {finger quotes} Rockstars. Got any Ideas?

B.O.B.: Yes indelibly, HomeSliceMarzy-PanAteAHotdog my master! {puff of smoke, he stomps off again.}

{a screen appears with "FiVE MiNUTES iNFLATED" written on it. The "minutes" is crossed out when the announcer says "hours", and "hours" is written above it.)

ANNOUNCERM'N: FIVE MINUTES- wait,- HOURS LATER...

HOMSUNAMI187: I'm bored. I'm ending this E-mail.

{homsar hat pops up from the back of his head.}

HOMSUNAMI187: IiIi'm The Tin Can. IiIiIf Only I dad a brian. Pshoo.

{THE PAPER comes down.}

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HOMSUNAMI187: TwOoOoOo Is a cannonball.

{screen dims}