User:Homestar tiger/steamchat1

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Homestar tiger
ShadowScythe: Shadow Scythe
H44WP: Homsar44WithPie

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Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Hello?
ShadowScythe: HELLO WHO IS THIS PLZ
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: This be tiger.
ShadowScythe: THE HOMESTAR TIGER
ShadowScythe: ?
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Yes! The Homestar tiger!
ShadowScythe: okay then
ShadowScythe: you're gonna be in a great mood all day because you'll be slapping your troubles away with the slap chop
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I hate those! I chopped up my hand!
ShadowScythe: BE CAREFULMORE NEXT IME
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I made lettuce out of my hand!!
ShadowScythe: nom nom nom
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: AHH! MY LETTUCE HAND!!
ShadowScythe: nom nom nom
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: MAKE IT STOP!!
ShadowScythe: GUYS WE'RE GONNA MAKE AMERICA SKINNY ONE SLAP AT A TIME
ShadowScythe: nom nom nom
Your chat with ShadowScythe is now a multi-user chat.
ShadowScythe: what.
H44WP [DDR] entered chat.
H44WP [DDR]: woah woah woooooaaah
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: There!
H44WP [DDR]: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
ShadowScythe: oops what
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Now we're all together!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: :D
ShadowScythe: okay
H44WP [DDR]: i'm updating my drivers
H44WP [DDR]: please let me be
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Shadow Scythe, you know Homsar44WithPie.
ShadowScythe: good luck
H44WP [DDR]: okay back
H44WP [DDR]: i failed
H44WP [DDR]: :( :( :( :( :( :(
ShadowScythe: lol u got bankrupt
H44WP [DDR]: it doesn't stop there; the new WIDESCREEEEEEEEEEEN monitor my dad installed won't let me play tf2
H44WP [DDR]: or l4d
H44WP [DDR]: or ABBREVIATION
ShadowScythe: oh heh
ShadowScythe: it helps to not run in fullscreen
H44WP [DDR]: but it crashes as soon I launch it
H44WP [DDR]: so I can't change settings
ShadowScythe: a) turn off other monitor
ShadowScythe: b) run tf2 and change it
ShadowScythe: c) change back
ShadowScythe: d) ???
H44WP [DDR]: e)PROFIT!!!
ShadowScythe: e) JOSHUA
H44WP [DDR]: jk, that takes too much WIRES
H44WP [DDR]: maybe if I wiggle the wire it will work
H44WP [DDR]: reinstalling tf2
H44WP [DDR]: :O
ShadowScythe: have fun losing all map data
H44WP [DDR]: it's already at 25$
H44WP [DDR]: my computer doesn't take long to download maps
H44WP [DDR]: like 9 seconds
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Hey, do either of you two watch Roblox videos on Youtube?
H44WP [DDR]: they all suck
H44WP [DDR]: everyone of them
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Even TylerMcBride's?
H44WP [DDR]: those suck beyond comprehension
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Dude! He's a superstar!
ShadowScythe: hlasdglhgasdhsdg WHOA COMMUNITY COLLISION
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: And he's my Steam Friend!
H44WP [DDR]: oh please, he's pity money compared to me
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Oh, what makes you so much better than me?
H44WP [DDR]: I never said anything about being better than you
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: You wanna go? (Puts up fists)
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: (Does showdown taunt)
ShadowScythe: I was not aware tyler was a robloxtnic
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: You didn't?
ShadowScythe: however I am somewhat a fan of his other animations
ShadowScythe: TOO BAD HE NEVER UPDATES
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Yeah! They're awesome!
H44WP [DDR]: shadow scythe when did you play roblox
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Dude, he's working on a BIG animation.
H44WP [DDR]: and when did homestar tiger play roblox
ShadowScythe: since never
H44WP [DDR]: :O
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Hey, dude, I'm friends with him in Youtube and Steam.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Tyler's workin' on a big animation!
ShadowScythe: guys remember ness star
H44WP [DDR]: so you don't play roblox?
ShadowScythe: GUYS REMEMBER NESS STAR
ShadowScythe: also no
H44WP [DDR]: what's that
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Saywhowhatnow??
ShadowScythe: NESS STAR 3000 REMEMBER HIM
H44WP [DDR]: oh yeah
ShadowScythe: HE WAS ON THE FANSTUFF AT ONE POINT
H44WP [DDR]: :O
ShadowScythe: RIGHT
ShadowScythe: AND HE WAS LIKE "psi yay"
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: And by "Big Animation", he means 4 minutes.
ShadowScythe: lol I have him outanimated by 6 minutes
H44WP [DDR]: by 4 minutes he means 30 seconds
H44WP [DDR]: by 10 minutes you mean 1 minute
ShadowScythe: no shut up *pow*
ShadowScythe: it's done already remember
ShadowScythe: WHERE'S MY SCYTHE
H44WP [DDR]: i thought that was like 13 seconds
ShadowScythe: no shut up *pow*
H44WP [DDR]: 53% :O
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: (Grunts)
H44WP [DDR]: grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt grunt
H44WP [DDR]: GRUNT
H44WP [DDR]: homestar tiger you never answered me: do you play roblox?
ShadowScythe: take my hand
ShadowScythe: we have to go the extra mile
ShadowScythe: AND FIGHT
ShadowScythe: GOTTA TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS
ShadowScythe: WE'RE HERE
ShadowScythe: WE HAVE TO KNOW THAT WE'LL SURVIVE AND WIN
ShadowScythe: GOT TO END THE FINAL FIGHT
ShadowScythe: boop
H44WP [DDR]: dude that song sucks
H44WP [DDR]: if you sing it again I will hit you
ShadowScythe stab
ShadowScythe stab
ShadowScythe stab
ShadowScythe: sorry you just died
H44WP [DDR]: OMG YOU HACKER YOU MAKED BLUE TAXT
H44WP [DDR] stab
H44WP [DDR]: :O
ShadowScythe invincible of death
H44WP [DDR] red text
ShadowScythe: boop
H44WP [DDR]: 66%
H44WP [DDR]: :O
H44WP [DDR]: shadow scythe why have you not joined roblox yet
H44WP [DDR]: it's ffreeeee
ShadowScythe: the best things in life are free
ShadowScythe: LIKE CAVE STORY
ShadowScythe: however I have no real reason to join it
H44WP [DDR]: like flash
H44WP [DDR]: SO
H44WP [DDR]: I joined for no reason too, mostly I like to hog up good usernames
ShadowScythe: AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
ShadowScythe: YOU ARE A SLAVE TO IT
H44WP [DDR]: they pay me e e e e
H44WP [DDR]: Omegle
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Okayokayokayokayokay.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: We all own TF2, right?
ShadowScythe: yes
ShadowScythe: h44wp: can I have pictures of your bare feet??
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: How about someday, we could all get in one server, and one of us can be a Heavy, while the other two heal him?
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Or better yet, we could all be medics and create a web of medics and piledrive into the enemy base?
ShadowScythe: no we have to play catch
H44WP [DDR]: my feet
ShadowScythe: WITH ROCKETS
H44WP [DDR]: they were SLICED OFF
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Rocket tennis? SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
H44WP [DDR]: i have robo shoes
ShadowScythe: <:OOOO
H44WP [DDR]: Robotic Overall Bad Orthopedics
H44WP [DDR]: I have braces that function as feet
ShadowScythe: I HAVE A HEART
ShadowScythe: ;______;
H44WP [DDR]: no you don't
H44WP [DDR]: 93% :O
ShadowScythe: ;__________________;
H44WP [DDR]: maybe tf2 will work this time
H44WP [DDR]: MAYBE
H44WP [DDR]: MAYBE WE CAN ALL BE ENGINEERS AND BUILD THINGS
H44WP [DDR]: WOULDn'T THAT BE ]
H44WP [DDR]: ...FUN!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Yeah!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: The team would be like:
ShadowScythe: SPY SAPPIN' MY BANAAAANA
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: "Holy crap, they have 3 Level 3 sentries on the 2fort bridge!"
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Wait!
H44WP [DDR]: *swear word*
H44WP [DDR]: IT DIDNT WORK
H44WP [DDR]: I WASTED MY TIME
ShadowScythe: lol
ShadowScythe: follow my instructions stupid
H44WP [DDR]: dude I have to get up for that
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I can't play TF2 on my computer. I have to go to my dad's office computer.
ShadowScythe: NO YOU DON'T
ShadowScythe: desktop -> right click -> however you get to display settings
H44WP [DDR]: hmmmm
H44WP [DDR]: okay
ShadowScythe: do stuff from there
ShadowScythe: go to the second monitor and uncheck "extend the desktop onto this monitor" I think
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: The game crashes when I open the TF2 MAIN MENU.
H44WP [DDR]: same here :O
H44WP [DDR]: dude I don't have two monitors
H44WP [DDR]: I have one, the old one is upstairs
ShadowScythe: oh
ShadowScythe: in that case IUNNO
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Darn. I was hoping we could all try offensive engineering at 2fort.
H44WP [DDR]: hold up
H44WP [DDR]: maybe I can get this to work
ShadowScythe: no turtling
H44WP [DDR]: do you mean "no, turtling"
ShadowScythe: er yeah
ShadowScythe: sorry guess that was a bit ambiguous
H44WP [DDR]: okay i changed my resolution
ShadowScythe: they always do ;_;
ShadowScythe: I never make resolutions at new years to avoid changing them
H44WP [DDR]: fail
ShadowScythe: ;_;
H44WP [DDR]: didn't work
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: What am I doing here?
H44WP [DDR]: you are PARTICIPATING
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I should be working on The Idiot's Keeper!
ShadowScythe: and I should be working on a super secret project
ShadowScythe: oops
H44WP [DDR]: what ever happened to that project with super
H44WP [DDR]: did it... FAIL
ShadowScythe: no I lost the files
ShadowScythe: they got wiped out
ShadowScythe: ;___________;
H44WP [DDR]: should i be laughing
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: No.
ShadowScythe: nah I still have 'em backed up somewhere
ShadowScythe: B)
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I'm Ty!
ShadowScythe: I'm Ronald!
H44WP [DDR]: I'm a NEO NAZI
ShadowScythe: I'm Ronald!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I'm Ty!
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I'm Gordon Freeman!
ShadowScythe: I'm going to eat your kids
H44WP [DDR]: I'm SWINE FLU
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: AAAH!
ShadowScythe: lol swine flu
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: (Ducks and covers)
ShadowScythe: some other school district closed because of it for some stupid reason
ShadowScythe: I was like "what."
H44WP [DDR]: all of our after school and out of school events have been canceled
H44WP [DDR]: till may 11
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I can't get Swine Flu! I'm skinny!
H44WP [DDR]: you get it by doing play time with a pig
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I don't think My immune system is too good...
ShadowScythe: what's that supposed to mean
H44WP [DDR]: if you go to a petting zoo and feed a pig a carrot, he will give you swine flu
ShadowScythe: okay
H44WP [DDR]: because pigs donn't eat carrots
ShadowScythe: okay
ShadowScythe: yeah okay
ShadowScythe: yeah okay yeah okay yeah okay yeah okay yeah okay
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Do you like food?
H44WP [DDR]: no
ShadowScythe: no
ShadowScythe: HOMEWORK BOOP
H44WP [DDR]: lol taks test
H44WP [DDR]: :O
H44WP [DDR]: O:
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Who was tryin' to voice chat?
H44WP [DDR]: yur mum
ShadowScythe left chat.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: Oh. Okay then.
H44WP [DDR] left chat.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger: I feel lonley.
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger left chat.