(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Ekul/Email/Unanswered
Unasweredmailsforekul
Well, um... Post your emails here for me. I can't wait to answer them!
Ekul,
What would you do if you were invisible
for a day
From Digimaster
Hello. Have we met?
It is I.
YVAN EHT NIOJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOIN TEH TROLL ARMY!
Free puppies. And fish.
Also, what is your favorite CD?
From,
Rumor has it that the Antis teaming up against you because you defeated the strongest of the antis.
Sincerely Yours, The Guy Who Can't Decide on a User Name
Hey Kul-E. Starrunner.
I just wanted to ask if you know about the Death Seed Plague.
This is primarily because there has been a recent outbreak...
Oh, what the hey.
It's coming to you NEXT!
-Say goodbye to your non-ressurectable life,
Rya.
Dear Ekul, your taxes are overdue by 7 months. taking your house and evicting you onto the streets,
-Mike L. Control.
Dear Ekul,
How are things?
Strong Sader
Do you have any musical talent? I would very much like to see how good a musician you are.
Yours, mine and no one's,
Hello,
Somebody
if you don't answer two more emails today, then bad things will happen to you for the next 2 weeks.
Dear Ekul, 2044 needs yur help! Darlon took over the world finally. He has the most complicated secruity ever...No, airvents are gaurded too. His base's a adaptoid cannon-mounted orbital station has a fighter sheild, so you'l have to bring a weak ship. Enclosed is a time travel device.
time travel V2
Signed, Chwoka
Dear Ekul, Congratulations! You've won all all-expense paid trip to the zoo! Just print out the pass below, show it to the guards, and you can skip all the lines! Have fun!
Signed,
The zooman
zoopass.doc