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User:Captcha/Battles/roundtwo
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< User:Captcha | Battles
Crowd
Battle
Captcha: 1000
Cow: 1000
COW: Prepair to die! {Rolls up a Katamari ball out of heavy stuff and rolls it over Captha, making it roll down a hill and fall into the water}
{captcha picks up really really giant HD wide screen tv and throws it cow}
COW: ...Come on. {Cow summons a Bandit from Mario, Ness from Earthbound, and Samus from Metroid. Ness distracts Captcha with some fire tricks, then burns him. Bandit then tackles him, and Samus fulls a whole shot at him.
CAP: OH RLY? {Cap summons Mario, Peach, Bowser, and Luigi from Super Paper Mario, and make them use Hot Sauce 100 times, making them on Cow 1000 times VERY VERY VERY quick.} Even though, Hot Sauce doubles attack!
