(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Captcha/Battles/roundone
Crowd
Battle
Captcha: 1000
Lemon: 1000
CAPTCHA: Feel the pain! Rawr! {turns into a lion and scratches like he never did before and lemon lost 500 HP!}
LEMON: I barely felt a thing. {Sends Captcha into a firey inferno, and then sends thunder upon the fire and captcha lost 300 HP}
Captcha: 700
Lemon: 500
CAPTCHA: Ugh, OH THATS IT! {heals 300 HP back and attacks with the sun and lemon lost 499 HP}
LEMON: Well... {Lemon jumps up and makes a fire aura around Captcha. He then shocks Captcha with lightning and throws a boulder at Captcha -699}
Captcha: 1
Lemon: 500
CAPTCHA: THATS IT! {captcha heals back 5001 hp and attacks with standing by him with a fake captcha and captcha uses the fake captcha to hit lemons head super duper hard 100 times, and lemon lost 500 hp!}
Captcha: 5000
Lemon: 0 or -0?
Captcha wins!