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User:Bellstrom/tuahmvtcbs
The Ungodly and Hellish Multiverse That's Complete Bulls***, or Tuamvtcbs (pronounced "Too-waahm-veh-teh-kibbs") is a strange dimension that is comprised mostly of Earths, and also the Bellverse, half of which is located on planets named Terra. Most of these Earths have very questionable physics, frequently explode for absolutely no reason, and suddenly reappear for as little reasoning as their destruction. Almost anyone who attempts to enter this strange place is either instantly ripped to shreds, or is assimilated into one of the strange worlds. The few people who are able to enter the Bellverse will usually be forcibly transformed into clones of the hideous and disgusting creature known as either "Imothy Albert Bellstrom", "Im a bell", or "Bell". Not much is known about "Bell", but is is certain that his clones are both valuable to his existence, but are invaluable to Bell himself. It has been speculated that the clones are replacements for when Bell is destroyed.
The only known machine capable of transporting someone to Tuamvtcbs is currently being held by a top secret government agency, who are attempting to somehow clone the machine. This is so they can deconstruct the cloned machine without breaking the link to Tuamvtcbs. It is unknown where the machine came from, nor how it functions, but it has been thought that the Bell had some part in its production.