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- Unknown Date - Unicron Bellstrom is born. He is not the G1 Unicron, but merely a piece of his spark that somehow was inserted into an unborn child. Fortunately, the Unicron/humanoid hybrid was the size of an average newborn rather than the size of Pluto.
- Unknown Date - Unicron is hired by Death to work at Malifact & Malifact as a planet-eater, along with Galactus.
- Unknown Date - Craeft Aetlaenes is born.
- Unknown Date - Craeft becomes the God of Electronic Death.
- Unknown Date - Unicron and Craeft are married.
1954
- Unknown Date - Yog Sothoth Bellstrom is born.
- Unknown Date - Craeft and Unicron walk around Subspace while carrying him. This corrupts his body, making it pitch-black.
1972
- Unknown Date - Yog leaves Subspace and travels to Earth, specifically New York, USA, to become a lawyer. Why nobody is confused about his name and his shadowiness is unknown.
1984
- July 4 - Imothy Albert Bellstrom is born in the Subspace dimension. His parents are Craeft Aetlaenes Bellstrom and Unicron Bellstrom.
1988
- Unknown Date - Johnny K.[full middle name unknown] Bellstrom, Bell's brother, is born.
1994
- Unknown Date - Bell decides to test out some of his reality-bending powers. He teleports his soul outside of his house, and his mind into the secondary half of subspace, which is much darker, and less inhabited. This corrupts his soul, turning him into the twisted bastard we know and
lovehate.
2002
- Unknown Date - Bell graduates from college at age 20, two years earlier than usual.
- Unknown Date - Bell gets a job as the head of the Research and Development department of the SIA, or the Subspace Intelligence Agency.
- Unknown Date - Bell performs an experiment with fusing a large brass bell with a bar of gold and some strange preserved tissue similar to octopus DNA that is apparently millions of years old, because he's bored. He gets caught in the fusion, and becomes part of it. He ends up losing his similarity to Stephen Colbert and starts looking like a giant bell with orange tentacle arms, legs, and a face. Bell later removes the large bell, which is, surprisingly, rather light, to reveal a face similar to that of Davey Jones from the Pirates of the Carribean movies. Oh, and those tentacle arms? They're on his face. Bell now has no arms at all. Interestingly, the octopus-like tissue was later found to be part of one of Dread Lord Cthulhu's face-tentacles.
- Unknown Date - Bell buys a blue baseball cap with red on the bottom of the bill.
2003
- June 25 - Dobito[full name unknown] is born. His parents are a fox/Cheat hybrid, Dobie, and a Trivia Time.
2005
- Unknown Date - While fighting in a martial arts tournament being hosted in Subspace, the sentient shadow of Zoo mauls Bell and teleports his mangled body to Earth, somewhere on the Atlantani Islands, an archipelago off the coast of Georgia. The largest of these islands is Freedom Island, which mostly consists of three cities, Free Country, Wiki City, and New Prance.
- Unknown Date - Dobito and his parents travel to the same Atlantani Island where Bell is living. Dobito becomes separated from his parents and is mauled by wolves. Soon after, Bell discovers Dobito and utterly destroys the wolves. Bell brings Dobito to a hospital, and transplants some of his DNA into Dobito, giving him a Bell-like form. Dobito awakens with amnesia, and is renamed Bling Dobito Bellstrom by Bell.
2007
- Unknown Date - Bell and Bling travel to Free Country and buy a house.
- Unknown Date - Bell becomes friends with Badstar Strunner.
- Unknown Date - Bell meets a group of friends, Abraxas Chaosus Malifact, Sephiroth Michael Jenova, Cow Puncher, and Kanjiro[full name unknown], and Badstar and him soon become friends with them.