User:Bellstrom/SSOC/2

NOTE: I KNOW THIS IS CONTROVERSIAL. DON'T PUT A TOBEDELETED SIGN ON IT. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE A BIG CRYBABY. "NUU! IT AMS A 9/11 JOKE!!!!! IT AMS NOT GOOD FOR TEH CHILDRENS!!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! I DUNNA LIKE YUUUU!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

{fade from black to Bell's room. He and Bling are sitting on the bed. Beer bottles are scattered everywhere}

BLING:{drunk} D-dude.... IiI'm bored...

IM A BELL:{also drunk} S-same here, Necklace... {burps}

BLING: I-I can do better than that. {burps loudly}

IM A BELL: Haha. Lemme try. {burps so loud that the window shatters}

BLING: Nice...

IM A BELL:{shakes off drunkenness} Hey, I have an idea!

BLING:{does the same} Really? What?

IM A BELL: Watch. {grabs Bling, teleports away with him}

{cut to a plane}

IM A BELL:{warps in with Bling} THIS is my idea.

BLING: Your idea was to get in a plane?

IM A BELL:{points to the Twin Towers outside the plane}

BLING: ... You're an {bleep}.

IM A BELL: Watch. {erects a steel wall in front of the towers}

{cut to the cockpit}

HIJACKER 1: WHAT is that?

HIJACKER 2: Don't worry! Just steer DIRECTLY into the towers at full force!

HIJACKER 1: W-Whatever you say...

IM A BELL: See? I'm preventing 9/11!

GEORGE BUSH'S VOICE:{note: words spelled to show the accent} Akay, press da datOnaterificationoraitioner in fahve... far... tree... tah...

{the plane collides with the wall}

IM A BELL: Ha! We did it!

GEORGE BUSH'S VOICE: UNN!!!!!!

{the towers explode}

IM A BELL: Ohhhhh... sh-{is vaporized}

BLING: Great. JUUUST gre-{is vaporized, too}

END!