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User:Badstar/hdg/hdg1.
Okay, so who is a WUW user that a lot of users seem to know? That would be Raiku, who is known for his "Unique" characters and the fact that he breaks the rules a lot even though he is a rule/grammer nazi. Now, before I go on, I wanna say this. I don't hate the guy. He just pisses me off sometimes. Mainly because of some habits. Now... I want to help Raiku, if he'll just shut up and listen. So here it is... A handy dandy guide on how to make Raiku watchable... enjoyable... and complaint free.
Step One
Give your characters more personality and depth
Raiku's characters such as Raggon and Raggonix tend to be... a little dry. And by that, I mean they have bad personalities. So lets check up on one these characters.
Raggonix - According to resources, Raggonix is a super genius who is has 250 or something IQ level and he can invent ANYTHING in like, 2 minutes. Okay, so... I give this... THE MARY SUE STAMP. First, of all... HOW IS THAT HUMANLY POSSIBLE? Now, I know Raggonix isn't techincally a human, but cmon! Its okay to make him really smart, but this is just STUPID.
Raiku - HE'S THE FRIGGIN DEVIL'S KID. I know Chaos is kinda the same, but Chaos has a certain originallity to the idea. His idea was carefully planned out. You just popped up one day and said RAIKU IS SATAN'S KID.
Step Two
Stay on topic
Raiku strays off of topic A LOT. So much that I feel he isn't even reading anything! Just look at this part from Through Time And Space But Mostly Time.
BADSTAR: EVERYBODY TO THE SHIP {Makes a mad dash to the deck of the ship}
KOOKY: Just get on the ship! {Runs towards the ship "woop-wooping"}
RAGGON: Whos hungry?
...Nuff said. J-just... pay attention to whats going on.
Step Three
Give peace a chance. Cut it out with the revert wars
Now as you all may know, Raiku is infamous for starting revert wars. A LOT OF THEM. And even when he starts them he blames someone else. Take this for example...
So, I was on the WUW late night one night. My sister was at a play rehearsel and my mother was at work, so I was by myself. I oh-so randomly click recent changes to discover... GASP! Lemon and Raiku revert warring! Now from what I observed, Lemon made an edit and Raiku reverted it, thus meaning Raiku started it. And then... to my amusement... Raiku went to Bluebry like he should have done in the first place and then he's all like "Lemon was revert warring" ...Okay, first of all... WHY DIDN'T YOU GO TALK ABOUT IT TO HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE AFTER LEMON MADE HIS SECOND EDIT? WHY DID YOU KEEP GOING AROUND REVERTING?
So, as I said... stop the revert wars. When you feel somebodys not doing right, talk to someone about it. DON'T START A WAR.
Step Four
No More Excuses
Whenever Raiku got into trouble he would say "I'm eleven and autistic". Okay, first of all age has nothing to do with it. For the second... lets check good ol' Urban Dictionary.
Okay, so basically autism is like aspergers but worse. I think it means what aspergers means, which is having trouble making social interaction and poor body language. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong. Also, I think its a type of brain damage. Once again, correct me if I'm wrong. Now, I'm not attacking Raiku because he has a serious DISORDER. Its just that... you can't use something wrong with you as an excuse. You can't use this as an excuse. It makes people think that you don't even know that you have a serious DISORDER, which is okay, I guess, but is kinda wrong after a while. Its a DISORER and it should be treated as such.
Now, to Raiku's most infamous excuse. "I am going to kill myself". ...Face it, just by reading it you can tell he's doing it for attention.
UPDATE: Okay, I discovered its a kind of brain DISORDER. It involves lack of proper of speech, and lack of social interaction. So its kinda like aspergers...
Step Five
You all probably saw this one coming...
BE FREAKING ORIGINAL
Dear lord, you all didn't think I would leave this one out, did you? Now this is probably what made Raiku a household WUW name. Because almost all of his stuff is a ripoff! Raiku really needs to try and come up with a fresh idea instead of being to lazy to think one up himself. Thus, I shall say nothing more on this subject, except I will qoute JCM.
"You are wasting bandwith with all these ripoffs of original ideas"
Well, this ends the first handy dandy guide. If you liked this leave a suggestion. If you don't, then thats just hard cheese.