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Where Do I Belong? (Gilligan's Song)
Lyrics by Skullbuggy

GILLIGAN: ... Dad?

BADSTAR: Yes, Gill?

GILLIGAN: What... what am I, anyhow?

BADSTAR: ... You're the spawn of a masked wrestler and a cat?

GILLIGAN: Well duh, I know that. But... what am I?

BADSTAR: ... God, I can't answer that, Gilligan.

GILLIGAN: You're my father!

BADSTAR: Look, Gilligan, it's-

GILLIGAN: ... Don't bother.

{Start music.}

GILLIGAN: ... Where do I belong?
'{singing} Where do I belong?
Where do I fit in?
Where am I supposed to call my home?
Not even Dad can show me
It's like I don't even know me
Anymore...

All my life, I've had to live
with names like "Catboy Slim",
or "look at that, is it a cat?"
"I don't want to sit near him..."
It's torture on the soul
And no one seems to know
Just how I feel...
How... how do I feel?

Where do I belong?
Where do I fit in?
Where am I supposed to call my home?
Can no one even understand
What life is like with paws for hands
That are also under gloves?

In the future, maybe people
Wouldn't laugh so hard
But in this day and age
They always hand me the "freak" card
If only I could show them
Just what I've got inside
I'd spill my heart out on the stage
I've nothing more to hide!

... But they'd all laugh and point at me
For being "strange" or "weird"
I guess I'll never get over
This much-unfounded fear
But I'm sure that, when time arrives
My name will go down in archives
As the greatest cat man ever known
Courageous, strong, smart, and...

BADSTAR: {speaking} Does anything rhyme with "known"?

GILLIGAN: ... Beats me.
{singing} Where do I belong?
Where do I fit in?
Where am I supposed to call my home?
I guess I'll find a place someday
But for right now, I think I'll stay
With all my friends who care...
About meeeeeeeeeeee!

{End music.}

BADSTAR: ... Wow. That was powerful.

GILLIGAN: What can I say? I played Kate Monster in a college production of Avenue Q.

BADSTAR: Hahaha you were the girl.

GILLIGAN: :I