User:Badstar/Gilligan Battle/Kirbychu

GILLIGAN: {In the colliseum} ...Where is that lil' yellow guy?

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Standing right behind you for the past 3 hours.

GILLIGAN: {Turns around quickly} ...Oh.

{Kirbychu inhales Gilligan, becoming Gilligan Kirbychu. He then releases him.}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Let's fight!

GILLIGAN: Alright! {Kicks Kirbychu}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: What can I do? {sprouts claws} Oh, cool. {Uses claws to slash Gilligan's face}

GILLIGAN: OW!!! {Whips Kirbychu with tail}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Ow! {jumps in the air, turns into a stone, and crushes Gilligan}

GILLIGAN: {Bleeding. Scratched up.} Oooooowwww..... {Tail starts spinning really fast. Rises off of the ground and eventually rises above the clouds. After a few seconds he falls back down and kicks Kirbychu as hard as he can}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Your gonna pay for that! {mimics Gilligan's last move} Did I win yet?

GILLIGAN: You're making me really angry...

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Don't go all emo on me, dude.

GILLIGAN: You better stop making me so angry... {Eyes turn blood red} You won't like me when I'm angry...

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Um... {kicks Gilligan in the shin} Hi-ya?

GILLIGAN: Grrrrrrr... {Turns into a black panther} GRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Oh crap... Wait, maybe I can do that! {focuses really herd, then grows black fur} Meh, good enough. {charges at Gilligan} GRAAAAAAAAHHH!

{The screen turns white, followed by a video of a Panda eating bamboo with a calm music track playing in the background}

ANNOUNCER: This scene is to violent and gruesome to be viewed by anyone. For now, watch this calm video of a panda.

PANDA: ... {Farts}

{A mountain lion jumps on-screen and is about to attack the panda. The scene then freezes and changes to a scene with a koala climbing a tree, still with the same background music.}

ANNOUNCER: ...No panda.

{A hunter appears climbing the tree also. He pulls out a gun and points it at the Koala. Scene freezes again.}

ANNOUNCER: Gah! You know what? Here!

{This plays}

{Everybody in the video explodes}

ANNOUNCER: Oh, look, both competitors are stopping! Let's go back and see!

{Cut to Kirbychu and Gilligan, they're both normal, but very beat up.}

GILLIGAN: You're... a very good... fighter... but its time.... TO FINISH THIS! HADOKEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! {Fires a giant hadoken at Kchu}