User:Badstar/Badbday

A few notes before you start writing! My birthday is acutally tommorow, but I'm celebrating here today, because I'll be busy tommorow, and I have offically made Badstar (The character)'s birthday the day before mine! I am turning 13, but Badstar is turning 19. NOW PARTY ON! No sign-ups! Just parteh!

Talk

KYUBII: ...Where is everybody? They need to get here before Badstar comes back from the store! ......WHERE THE CRAP IS EVERYBODY!?

LEMON: Sorry I'm late. I was grooming my pet, my petpet, my petpetpet, my pet's fleas, my petpet's fleas, and m y petpetpet's fleas.

ZOO977, DOT, AND ALBINO: {walks in} Where's badstar?

{Stan runs in, holding two giftboxes. Jon runs in shortly after.}

STAN: Am I late? I hope not...

KYUBII: Just get in, Badstar will be here any second...

LEMON: I brought presents here. Mine is the silver one.

KYUBII: EVERYBODY JUST GET IN.

ZOO977 AND DOT: Albino has our presents!

{albino pulls three presents supposedly out of hammerspace. they then hide under the couch}

JON: Man, we got some awesome gifts for my main man!

STAN: ... I thought I was your main man.

JON: Well, Badstar's a fringe main man, I guess.

BADSTAR: {Offscreen} {Humming}

RAIKU: I will distract him! {He runs off and distracts Badstar}

BADSTAR: Oh, hey Raiku. {Starts walking to his mansion}

STAN: {offscreen} Way to distract.

RAIKU: Stop. Youre brother is coming from there to kill you.

BADSTAR: OH CRAP {Tosses groceries in ther air and runs off screaming}

RAIKU: Yes.

{Raiku walks back}

KYUBII: That was kinda... harsh.

DOT: {climbs out form under the couch} I bet I can do a handstand the whole time he's gone! {starts doing a handstand. zoo pulls out a stop watch}

STAN: Well. Looks like we scared Badstar off.

JON: Hey, I'm-a gonna go find some ladies and chat it up.

{Jon leaves the room.}

ALBINO: {crawls out from the couch, sit son the sofe} The CMA awards are on!

JON: {offscreen} Woah! Who's that cute blue girl?

KYUBII: THATS MY FRIGGIN' GIRLFRIEND!!!

DOT: {fading from a white to a blue} Taken.

JON: {offscreen} {SLAP} OOF! I think I got the message...

KYUBII: {Mumbles} You better get the friggin' message...

STAN: So... when's ol' Baddy getting here?

KYUBII: He's probably halfway across the world by now. THANKS A LOT, RAIKU!

{albino turns on the TV. the cma awards are on. zoo and dot proceed to kicking him. dot doesn't get out of her handstand.}