Total Drama Wiki Island/Challenge2

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CHRIS: Ok, campers! This next challenge requires stealth! Here, I have a water gun. You guys will hide. If I catch you, you will lose the challenge. I will choose 4 people from each team to hide. The remaining one will determine who wins. Ok! For the Puffers, Skullbuggy, Badstar, Bell, and Dot. And for the Barracuda, Estelle, Raggon, Ryan, and Chaos. The ones not chosen...watch the hunt.

FENRI: Oh, this should be good.

SKULLB: Ha-HA! The fact that I'm a robot makes me a sure candidate for winning!

JERRY: Yeah, sure. You keep on feeding into that illusion of grandeur you have.

{Pause.}

JERRY: Hey, Chris!

CHRIS: Jerry, what's up?

JERRY: Just a gripe... seeing as the Puffers have a member who can {cough cough} DISTORT REALITY {cough cough} then I think a rule is in order.

CHRIS: True. Bell, if you do happen to distort reality, then you will be kicked off the island with no sweat.

SKULLB: ... You jackass.

ESTELLE: {Thinking: Holy crap, this will be friggin' easy for me! I do have cat reflexes, after all...}

CHAOS: Well, Well, Well. I always imagined I'd be the one chasing Chris...but I guess I can wait 60 years.

{Outhouse cam: Ryan}

RYAN: I'm kinda glad I don't get in the challenges. I- WAIT WHAT?!

{Outhouse Cam: SkullB}

SKULLB: Okay, this one should be easy enough. I mean, what's Chris got for a gimmick this week?

{Outhousea Cam: Dot}

DOT: Good thing no one knows about my spot!

{Back outside}

RAGGON: I know where to hide! {He hides in a bottomless pit, inside a hidden cave on the wall}

SKULLB: Uh, the challenge hasn't started yet... whatever. Score one for us, I guess!

RYAN: How the hell did HE get on our team?

{cuts to a cave. the camera is blocked by a tree branch. dots feet and a bears feet are seen}

DOT: If you help me by sleeping, you'll get this steak!

{a grunt is heard. dot drrops a steak, and the bear begins eating it. dot jumps in the air. the camera changes}

RAGGON: Raiku's fault. I didn't want to be on.

JERRY: Uh... alright.

SKULLB: So? Let's start the challenge already!

CHRIS: Ok! Campers...RUN LIKE ANIMALS!

{Zoom out, there is no one surrounding Chris except zoo}

CHRIS: That was fast.

ZOO977: Where'd dot go? {darts head around} Anyways, I'm gonna go ride a deer. {walks off}

ESTELLE: {Runs through the forest quickly and stealthy. Jumps on a nearby tree branch without making a sound} {Thinking: Perfect...}

{a bear walks by. he lies down by a berry bush, and falls asleep. he rolls on his back.}

{Ryan sneaks past the bear}

RYAN: Gotta hide... {tiptoes and dives in a bush}

{Chris runs past the bush}

{Cut to the treetops. Chaos is climbing and hopping across them.}

CHAOS: Well, I did climb up here like a perfectly normal human. Perhaps Chris wouldn't think to look here.

{SkullB runs over to a rock. He quickly digs a small hole, jumps inside, and covers the hole with the rock.}

RAIKU: RYAN IS IN A BUSH! TH- mmph!

{Jerry quickly covers Raiku's mouth.}

JERRY: You idiot! He's on our side!

{zoo walks in, and pushes the rock aside}

ZOO977: Hey! Get a different hole! That's where I'm keeping project L!

SKULLB: ... Keep quiet.

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: Raiku has to go.

{cuts back}

CHRIS: What the... {Shoots the bush which has a blue tail sticking out, a Lucario pops out}

LUCARIO: Huh? {runs off}

CHRIS: How did a Lucario end up on Wawanaka?

{the bear wakes up. it growls, and pounces at raiku. the camera falls}

{Outhouse Cam: Zoo977}

ZOO977: Raiku totally deserved that!

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: Call it karma, but he had it coming.

{Outhouse Cam: Raiku}

RAIKU: I am badass.

{Outhouse Cam: Bear}

BEAR: {Makes some noises. holds a picture of raiku, nods, stamps a thumbs up on it}

BADSTAR: Gotta hide... fast! {sees the ledge of a cliff} ... {Gulps. Jumps off cliff but grabs on to a low ledge so his hands can't be seen}

{Cut: the rock.}

SKULLB: Alright, Zoo. Since I'm trying to hide, you're not gonna move. Just keep quiet and I'll win.

ZOO977: One second.{pulls up skull b, grabs project l, puts skully in the hole, and puts back the rock} There!

SKULLB: Alright, thanks.

CHRIS: Aha! One team helping the other, huh?

SKULLB: Aw, cripes. Can I surrender now?

CHRIS: Woah. Way to ruin the challenge. You're supposed to run.

SKULLB: Oh. Well. Then.

{SkullB runs off.}

CHRIS: Now time to find that fox.

ZOO977: QUICK! {clonks chris with the rock. he falls over} Im'a go deer riding.

{cuts to the cliff badstars hanging onto. zoo falls onto the cliff. he is riding a deer}

ZOO977: Hi!

{Outhouse Cam: Zoo977}

ZOO977: That was where project L's other space was! I had to kick him off!

ESTELLE: {Inside the tree} Piece of cake... {A squrriel crawls on to Estelle's leg. Estelle swipes it off.} Get outta here! {The squrriel gets angry. It jumps out of the tree and runs to chris, and taps on his foot} {Thinking: W-whats he doing?}

{Cut: SkullB, running.}

SKULLB: Uh, what do I do? Where am I going?

{Cuts to the cliff}

ZOO977: Bye! {the deer kicks badstar in the eye, causing him to fall. cuts to a forest. badstar lands in a pile of leaves safely}

{Outhouse Cam: SkullB}

SKULLB: What did we do to Zoo? Why is he ruining everything for us?

{Outhouse cam: Badstar}

BADSTAR: ...How am I still alive!? I fell ,like,... a hundred feet!

ZOO977: {outside the outhouse} That was ten feet, and you fell on a leaf pile.

SKULLB: {offscreen} Somebody tell me what to do!

{cuts to skully running. dot appears}

DOT: Zoo keeps a giant prototype project l in the forest. jump into the flute headjoint. Bye! {rushes off}

SKULLB: ... WHAT?!

{Cut: the squirrel.}

SQURRIEL: {Continues to tap Chris's foot}

ESTELLE: I have a bad feeling about that squrriel...

ZOO977: {walks up to chris} Do you know if there is any jicem in the ground?

{cut: skully. dot walks in}

DOT: Follow me.

{cuts to zoo's bed. dot lifts it, revealing a giant project L under it. she stuffs skully into the giant flute headjoint, lowers the matress, and runs off}

CHRIS: Whoever knocked me out will probably get kicked off...

ZOO977: Again, do you know if there is any jicem in the ground?

CHRIS: Get back with the other campers on the cliff.

{Zoo is sent to the cliff}

ESTELLE: {Thinking: HA! That squrriel can tap all he want, but he'll never get his atte-}

SKULLB: {running by} IT WAS ZOO.

{Chris walks by}

CHRIS: Here, kitty kitty kitty...

ZOO977: {picks up a tiny orange stone} Perfect. {walks off}

ESTELLE: {Thinking: Damnit...} {Estelle's tail peeks out of the tree}

{cuts to the bear from earlier. zoo is sitting by it with the device}

ZOO977: Does that makes sense?

{the bear nods}

ZOO977: Good. {smiles smugly}

CHRIS: AHA! {fires at Estelle}

{Suddenly, SkullB flies by, as if shot from a cannon.}

SKULLB: HELP DAMMIT

ZOO977: Quick! {opens the bears mouth wide} In him!

SKULLB: I AM NOT LANDING IN A BEAR

{SkullB lands in the bear's mouth.}

ESTELLE: {Shot by water. Hisses loudly and falls out of tree}

RAIKU: RAGGON IS IN A CAVE! CHAOS IS IN THE TREES!

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: Just let him. When we lose we'll vote him off.

CHRIS: Thanks, random Barracuda! {runs to the cave}

{Outhouse cam: Estelle}

ESTELLE: Why is Raiku doing this? He's on our side!

RYAN: That damn son of a...

JERRY: Let him! We'll use this as a way to vote the bastich off!

{Outhouse Cam: Dot}

DOT: It's a good thing I blocked every camera by where I hid, and uncovered them afterwards!

{Outhouse Cam: Raiku}

RAIKU: I AM EVIL!

{Cut: Badstar}

BADSTAR: ...I think I'm lost again.

ZOO977: {walks in, riding the bear} Hi! You just walked in a giant cicle from here!

{SkullB prys himself out of the bear's mouth.}

SKULLB: {pants} I... I give up.

ZOO977: Ok! Now, put this stone {hold up the orange stone} into the container on this! {holds up project l}

SKULLB: No... I can't go on. I surrender, okay? I give up the challenge!

CHRIS: Really now? {shoots SkullB and Badstar}

ZOO977: {makes three dinging noises} Three down, three to go!

{Raiku is dragging Raggon to chris}

RAIKU: Heres Raggon!

BADSTAR: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

{Outhouse Cam: SkullB}

SKULLB: Look, I'm a robot, but I'm not in good shape. Okay? I can't take that much running.

{cuts back}

ZOO977: So, Ryan and Dot are left?

SKULLB: Looks like it. Well, Chaos is, too.

RAGGON: RAIKU, YOU TRAITOR!

RAIKU: So?

{Outhouse cam: Badstar}

BADSTAR: Wow... even when I'm in a challenge I'm still useless? Maybe... maybe thats what I am... useless...

{cuts back}

ZOO977: Ok! I'll go find more jicem! {rides the bear away}

JERRY: Zoo! Go find Chaos, quick!

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: Trust me, I've got a plan.

RAIKU: Chirs, SHOOT RAGGON ALREADY!

{cuts to the tree chaos is at. the bear looks up with a bambi eyed sad face}

ZOO977: Chaos, mind tossing down some berries?

CHAOS: NEVER! IT'S A TRAP!

{Chaos tries flying away by pushing back on the tree. his hands stick to it.}

ZOO977: Chaos, meet almost unremovable super glue. {yelling} CHRIS!

JERRY: Get over here, you pathetic excuse for a host!

BADSTAR: {In a low, depressed tone} Does anybody have some eyeliner?

ZOO977: Why not use the black sand from the other beach, creepizoid?

CHAOS: Aw, to hell with this! I don't care how much it will hurt!

{Chaos rips his hand off from the glue, with lots of skin still stuck to the tree, and hops trees again.}

RAGGON: CHAOS! WE ARE TRYING TO GET RAIKU SENT HOME!

{dots walks in from the shadows. she holds up a parosal, tripping chaos. he falls out of the tree. dot sinks into the shadows, and dissapears. the bear bites and holds onto chaos's arm}

CHRIS: Now where's that {trips over Ryan's tail}

RYAN: Aw damn.

CHRIS: Well well well, looks like Dot is our winner!

CHAOS: Objection!

{Chaos walks in, dragging the bear.}

CHAOS: You still have to get me.

{chris squirts chaos}

ZOO977: Hoorah! {yelling} Ollie ollie oxen free!

{nothing happens}

JERRY: Zoo, I'm trying to get you voted off.

RAIKU: YEAH! GO PUFFERS!

ZOO977: I have a plan.

CHRIS: Ok, Puffers, time to claim your prize! Barracuda, it's time to vote!