Total Drama Wiki Island/Challenge1

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CHRIS: Ok, campers! You first challenge awaits. This is a challenge of trust, and strength. You and a partner will race to climb up the mountain first. There will be many obstacles in the way. So...anyway. We'll wait for the teams to get here, then I will decide who goes.

FENRI: I'm a shoe-in.

{Chwoka walks in}

{Raggon and Raiku comes in}

RAGGON: We are here, Chris!

RYAN: Oh look. It's Phil Argus' blond twin. Ready to lose to a certain fox?

CHWOKA: Hey, I resent that! Phil Argus is much more hilarious.

ZOO977: Ready!

DOT: When do we start?

CHAOS: Hey, guys!

{Chaos and Noelle enter hand-in-hand.}

NOELLE: We're ready!

{Jerry and SkullB walk in.}

JERRY: Hey, all.

{Lemon walks in with a bomb wrapped in wrapping paper signed "4 JERRY"}

LEMON: Hey Jerry! Take this! {hands bomb wrapped in wrapping paper to Jerry.}

{Chaos diffuses the bomb.}

CHAOS: That's power abuse. CAN YOU NOT TELL THIS IS A CHALLENGE?

{Noelle goes over to Jerry and whispers.}

NOELLE: {Whispering} Do you have my lighter?

CHRIS: Ok! Just enough people. Fenri and Jerry. You are the Barracuda climbers. Noelle, Lemon, you're climbing for the Puffers.

JERRY: {whispering} Sure do, princess! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

LEMON: Chris, I just came here to give Jerry a bomb, errr... gift, but whatever, I'll climb.

NOELLE: {whispering} Just give it back! I don't have time for this!

JERRY: {sighs} {hands Noelle the lighter} Fine. I was assuming you were going to blow Lemon to bits. But whatevs.

LEMON: I would kill anybody that even try's to do that

JERRY: Where did you're punctuation go Lemon

{Cut to Chaos attempting to make a Moltov Coktail.}

CHAOS: He he he...

{Lemon runs over and blasts him with fire}

LEMON: Haha, the challenge didn't start YET...

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: If Lemon doesn't get ousted for attempted murder, I don't know what will happen.

{Outhouse Cam:Chaos}

CHAOS: Technically Lemon Demon is using his powers in a challenge...shouldn't he be kicked off?

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: It's true that the challenge didn't technically start yet, but-

{A cartoon-style bomb falls into Jerry's lap. He quickly tosses it out.}

JERRY: Like I was saying, he wouldn't be penalized for that.

{Outhouse Cam: Zoo977}

ZOO977: Lemon needs to go. I can't stand half a minute around him.

{Cut back to the challenge.}

RAIKU: When is it going to start?

JERRY: Let's hope soon.

LEMON: I know, JUST START THE FLIPPEN CHALLENGE ALREADY, CHRIS!

ZOO977: It's boring out here, I'm leaving. {Walks around the mountain}

LEMON: {Takes out banjo, starts to play} He... COMES AROUND THE MOUNTAIN AS HE COMES! YE-HA!

{Zoo picks up a rock, chucks it at Lemon, and walks back around the mountain. He doesn't return}

{Outhouse Cam: Zoo977}

ZOO977: I didn't think you could bring items with you!

JERRY: ... Chris?

LEMON: CHRIS, HURRY UP!

{Outhouse Cam: Christopher}

CHRISTOPHER: I need to find people on my team I don't despise and that are good to ally with.This won't be the easiest thing ever.

CHRIS: Ok, campers! Approach the wall!

{OOC: Sorry, I was doing homework}

{Fenri and Jerry put on the harnesses}

FENRI: You ready, Jerry?

{Noelle and Lemon strap on the harnesses}

LEMON: Whatever.

CHRIS: First one to get their hands on the flag at the top win. GO!

{The four people climb up the mountain}

FENRI: Thank Weil I have claws.

LEMON: Thank Mr. Hedgehog I have lizard hands. So, I have suction cups!

NOELLE: Thank god I'm not near that freak Lemon Demon.

{Noelle increases her pace and almost loses her grip.}

FENRI: Hey, Lemon! Your fly's unzipped!

{Im a bell warps in with UT}

IM A BELL: Sorry. UT was asleep and-CRAP. IT'S ALREADY STARTED.

CHAOS: Don't worry, honey, I've got you if you fall!

{Pan out to show Chaos is directly under Noelle, taking pictures of under her skirt with a Camera}

CHRISTOPHER: You are sick and perverted and {whispers} save me one of those pictures.

CHAOS: She's my girlfriend, perv. It's okay.

'{Lemon runs on two legs, via lizard feet.}

{a click is heard. zoo comes back. he throws a rock at chaos's camera, but misses. zoo then goes to the other side of the mountain}

FENRI: HEY! {Fenri starts to climb faster}

{Outhouse Cam:Chaos}

CHAOS: OK, Lemon Demon was defiantly cheating. He has to CLIMB the mountain, not walk it. Plus, he's full of crap. He can't be part lizard, he's just a green human. That means nothing. NOTHING!!!

{Lemon picks up speed}

{Outhouse Cam: Dot}

DOT: I think that was... disturbing to see. At least zoo broke chaos's camera.

{Noelle attempts to jump upwards. She succeeds and ends up next to Lemon Demon.}

{Outhouse Cam:Christopher}

CHRISTOPHER: I can't believe zoo got all up in Chaos' stuff.

FENRI: That's it. {Fenri climbs at top speed, he grabs Jerry so he stays close}

{Lemon gets up to climbing 56 mph}

{Outhouse Cam: Fenri}

FENRI: I swear, the punk's cheating. I had to do something.

{Fenri runs up toward Lemon and claws him}

NOELLE: I'm not letting that cheapskate take the win for our team...I can finish this without super powers!

{Noelle closes her eyes and jumps again, hitting beyond Lemon Demon, then kicks Lemon Demon down. He is now hanging by his suction cups. He then get up and starts climbing 56 mph again.}

ZOO977: {walking back around} I'm back. {begins to draw symbols in the soil}

{OOC: OK, this is getting ridiculous. I don't want Lemon Demon winning unfairly. -Chaos}

{Outhouse Cam:Chaos}

CHAOS: The execs will hear all unholy hell if they Let Lemon Demon win.

FENRI: ARGH! {slams the wall, sending some small rocks down}

UNHOLY TRACY: WHAT ARE WE DOING? {grabs Bell, summons a very long pair of handcuffs, attaches them to Bell and himself, flings bell into a cave in the mountain, starts climbing up the handcuffs} Oh, and, {takes a Bob-omb out of pocket, throws it at Lemon Demon. It connects, and blows LD down the mountain}

ZOO977: YAY!

{Outhouse Cam:Chaos}

CHAOS: Bell just risked getting kicked off to give a fair victory to his team. Wow.

UNHOLY TRACY: You're welcome. {climbs up the rest of the handcuffs, climbs onto the cave, picks up Bell, flings him at a high ledge, starts climbing again} Oh, by the way, that wasn't reality-bending powers. I had a sleeping Bob-omb in my pocket for quite a while now.

CHAOS: I'm still fairly certain it's a power, and it says you're not supposed to use powers in challenges. At least now weapon and supernatural powers. Whatever, everybody can debate about this later.

{Lemon climbs back up and goes as fast as he can}

{dot is hanging halfway up the hill. she kicks lemon demon in the gooblies, while a click is heard. he falls down to a quarter of the way up.}

DOT: That was fun!

{Lemon climbs back up as fast as he can, but almost loses his grip. He then gets it back.}

FENRI: Too late, Lemon.

{Fenri and Jerry continue up the mountain}

UNHOLY TRACY:{reaches the ledge} Quit ruining my fun, will ya Chaos? {starts swinging Bell via the handcuffs, smacks him into LD, knocking him to a ledge a few feet down, flings Bell onto another ledge, starts climbing}

{Outhouse Cam: Christopher}

CHRISTOPHER: {writing on a piece of paper}Chaos, welcome to my alliance.

BADSTAR: IMA FIRING MAH ROCK!!! {Picks up a large rock and hurls it at Lemon's head}

LEMON: {Climbs up fast, passes Fenri, Jerry, UT, Badstar, and Bell} To late.

DOT: {hurls a rock at lemon demons gooblies} Yay!

{Lemon climbs back up}

LEMON: YOU WILL NEVER BEAT ME

UNHOLY TRACY: I has an idea! {reaches the ledge, pauses awkwardly}

{Doc Ock appears. UT grabs onto him and Bell}

DOC OCK: DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAHHH!!! {fires downward, propelling the three upward onto a nearby ledge. during that time, a click is heard.}

UNHOLY TRACY: It never fails!

{Outhouse Cam: Lemon}

LEMON: Okay, now Unholy Tracey just wants to be eliminated.

BADSTAR: {Attacks Lemon} GRAH!!!

LEMON: What? Oh, just a fly.

DOT: I'm bored. {goes to her cabin}

ZOO977: Bye! {goes behind the mountain}

{Outhouse Cam:Chaos}

CHAOS: Okay, now Lemon Demon just WANTS to be eliminated.

{Fenri and Jerry make it up, Fenri loses his grip, and slips, grabbing the flag as he and Jerry fall}

FENRI: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

{Fenri and Jerry land with a large thud. Jerry is sprawled on the ground, Fenri is broken apart, the flag not in his hand, but rather in his mouth}

CHRIS: We have our winner!

FENRI: Urgh...we...won? YES! Now can someone re-attach my head?

JERRY: ... It's as if every bone in my body has purposefully broken themselves out of spite.