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Total Drama Wiki Island/3
Overview
The third day begins on the island.
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Transcript
CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Wiki Island...
{Cue scenes of the previous episode}
CHRIS: The two teams faced off...and turned tail and ran! That's right, the challenge last week was hide and seek, with me as the seeker, and the soaker. Unfortunately for the Barracuda, there were two rats trying to ruin their chance of winning, and it was tough to choose who to vote off! But in the end, it was Raiku, who sold out all of his team's locations and even shouted, "GO PUFFERS!" right before his team gave him a beating. And, what's this? It seems that Badstar got all upset, and Ryan, who was on the other team, gave him a nice little boost of confidence.
{Cut back to Chris}
CHRIS: Could this be an alliance forming? Will the Barracuda tear their own team apart in the next challenge? And, will there be cake? Find out today on TOTAL DRAMA WIKI ISLAND!
{Cue main theme sequence, I'll make one soon}
{Cut to the island (OOC: Now you can talk)}
{Ryan walks by, pretty pissed}
CHWOKA: Um...is Ryan always like that?
{Outhouse Cam: Chwoka}
CHWOKA: I never saw Ryan as the sore loser type, but this probably has something to do with the last challenge.
{Sephiroth runs past, jogging.}
SEPHIROTH: Oh.. I forgot breakfast. {Starts to climb up tree, and grabs a birds nest full of eggs. He then cracks the eggs open, and drinks the insides.} Yum. {Puts the birds nest down, and runs some more.}
CHWOKA: Dude, what's going on?
RYAN: Oh, nothing. I just despise traitors.
{Sephiroth Runs to Ryan.}
SEPHIROTH: You mean Raiku?
RYAN: Not just him. I'm talking the one who DIDN'T get voted off. I'm going to do what I can to get him off this week.
DOT: {walks out of the forest with a camera} Hey, guys!
SEPHIROTH: {Whispering to Ryan.} We could stuff heavy objects into socks and then hit him with them.
{Outhouse Cam: Zoo977}
ZOO977: I don't get why I'm now a traitor.
{cuts back}
RYAN: Zoo, you kept blowing our cover with your stupid animals!
{Outhouse Cam: Sephiroth}
SEPHIROTH: {Holds up a pair of socks with soap in them.} I got the socks!
{cuts back}
DOT: If you haven't noticed, he's not here. He just used the outhouse cam.
ZOO977: {walks in with a huge stalk of celery} Now I'm here!
RYAN: Ok, Zoo, you kept blowing our cover with your stupid animals, and participating in a challenge you were not even in!
SEPHIROTH: {Passes one of the socks to Ryan.} I used to do this all the time in college.
RYAN: No...I have a better way to beat him...
ZOO977: Hey, I was teaming up with Dot.
RYAN: Bam. Teaming up with the other team = traitor.
{Outhouse Cam: Zoo977}
ZOO977: I don't even know what team I'm on!
{cuts back}
SEPHIROTH: {Puts the socks away.} On the other hand, I don't want to be voted off just yet.
{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}
JERRY: Alright, my plan right now is to ruin everything for everyone. I've got to be as despicably evil as I can--that's my only way of getting off this island!
{Cut back.}
SKULLB: Hey, guys! What wacky shenanigans are you up to today?
ZOO977: Guys, I promise I will just be an extra in this weeks challange unless I'm actually in it.
{Outhouse Cam: Zoo977}
ZOO977: I take it by saying that, I'm probably going to be in this weeks challange. Good going, me! {begins kicking himself}
RYAN: I'd rather see you watch the challenge tied to a flagpole.
SEPHIROTH: Ooh! That was another thing I used to do in college!
SKULLB: You're lucky you've BEEN to college. I'm only like eight years old in robot years!
{Outhouse Cam: SkullB}
SKULLB: No, I'm not making that up.
{Cut back.}
SEPHIROTH: Once you do get there, it will be the best days of your life. Unless you're one of the Stoners.
SKULLB: Yeah, sure. Say, does anybody know what there is to do for FUN around here?
JERRY: Go jump in the lake.
SKULLB: ... Alright!
{SkullB heads to the lake.}
DOT: Why have I been standing here, not saying anything?
JERRY: It's probably for the best.
{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}
JERRY: I'm surprised that girl can tolerate Zoo. She's gotta be, like, a robot or something!
SEPHIROTH: I brought my portable DVD Player. Even though it only has 1 movie.
JERRY: Pray tell, what is that movie?
SEPHIROTH: Amadeus. The story of the best classical musician in the world.
JERRY: You, my good man, have great taste in movies.
DOT: I'm gonna go find this cool bird I saw last night. It was huge, and was completely on fire. I think I saw it in some mythology book once. {walks back into the forest}
{Cut: the bottom of the lake. SkullB sinks down and lands on the ground.}
SKULLB: Woah... exotic! I wonder what kind of things I'll find in this lake?
{SkullB starts wandering off.}
{Cut to the forest. dot is there, taking photographs of a phoenix}
DOT: These will go great in my photo album.
PHOENIX: OBJECTION! OBJECTION!
{Sephiroth runs in.}
SEPHIROTH: Cool! A Phoenix! And an Edgeworth! {Points to a Edgeworth.}
EDGEWORTH: WRIGHT! WRIGHT!
{Cut: the lake bottom. SkullB is still wandering around.}
SKULLB: Hey, look! It's one of them underwater caverns I've heard absolutely nothing about!
{SkullB swims into the cavern. Inside, it is studded with all variety of gemstones.}
SKULLB: Wow... how awesome! I bet I could grab one of these and sell it for a bunch-ton of cash!
{SkullB continues swimming, and eventually surfaces in a small cavern. The cavern around him is illuminated by brilliant jewels, and in the middle is a large, ornate chest.}
SKULLB: Sweet! I can't wait to reap some of that worldly treasure!
{Behind him, in the water, one can see four white, blinking eyes just above the water.}
{Cut back.}
JERRY: Hey, if nothing's happening... aren't we gonna do the challenge or something?
SEPHIROTH: That'll be fun!
JERRY: I know, right? ... {sighs} I'm bored.
SEPHIROTH: Me too. So... Why exactly do you hate this island so much?
JERRY: Why do you think? I'm sick and tired of all the people here, that's why!
{Cut: the underground cavern. SkullB is approaching the treasure chest.}
SKULLB: I hope I get something shiny! Or gold! Or both, for that matter!
{Suddenly, a gigantic eel rises from the water at the back of the room. It roars loudly, shaking the entire cavern.}
SKULLB: ... Eh... Hey.
{The eel leans over to inspect SkullB. After sniffing him and growling in his face, he lets out a roar and lunges at SkullB. SkullB quickly dives out of the way, but the eel crashes right into the treasure chest, swallowing it.}
SKULLB: Oh, come on!
{The eel grumbles as it turns around to lunge at SkullB again. Thinking quickly, SkullB jumps back underwater as the eel turns around. Quickly, the eel gets in the water and starts swimming after SkullB.}
{Cut back. Zoo is now making something out of wood}
(OOC: Chwoka here - can I just be removed? I don't really know what's going on any more, and I've becoem inactive.)
{dot walks into the pufferfish cabin with a ton of birds following her. she comes out shortly}
ZOO977: Where are you going?
DOT: On top of whatever the name of that mountain is!
ZOO977: Can I come?
DOT: Sure.
{both dot and zoo walk off. the birds seem to be flying in a weird formation}
BADSTAR: {Walks onscreen} Has anybody seen Noelle? ...Anybody?
RYAN: Not me.
BADSTAR: Crap... {Walks away and walks up to Chris} Chris, have you seen Noelle?
CHRIS: Um...I don't know. Sorry, dude.
{a few birds fly down. they make a formation resembling noelle with a question mark next to it}
BADSTAR: Crud! {Walks into the forest} Noelle! Noelle?
{2 hours later...}
BADSTAR: Damn, not agai- {Falls down a hill} HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!!!! {Lands} Ow... {Gets up. Faces the entrance to a dark forest. Lightning strikes} ...Crap! {Lightning strikes all possible ledges on the hill, destroying them} Well, there goes my way back up...
ZOO977 AND DOT: {not seen} AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! {both crash head first into the ground}
DOT: Of all ledges, on all mountains, on all islands...
BADSTAR: {Startled} GAH!!! {Runs into the dark forest} AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
ZOO977: What happened to you? We just fell, like, 560 feet!
DOT: Oh well. Follow me! {run up, following hte flow of the river. zoo and dot swim away, attempting to escape}
{Meanwhile back at the island...}
{there is a tree with an extremely obvious camera taped to it. a few birds are pecking it}
{Cut: Badstar}
BADSTAR: {Walking through the dark forest} N-noelle? ...I doubt Noelle is here. {Growling is heard from behind him. He turns around to see wolves staring at him} Errr.... sup?
WOLVES: Not much. ...RAWR!!! {The wolves start chasing after Badstar}
{cut to the island}
CHRISTOPHER: Anyone know what this week's challenge is?
ZOO977 AND DOT: {not seen} AAAAAAAAH! {both fall down a water fall, right into the lake}
{Underwater, Zoo and Dot keep falling down to the bottom. Suddenly, SkullB swims by, the giant eel hot on his trail.}
{Cut: Badstar}
{The wolves have Badstar cornered against a wall}
BADSTAR: Well, I've had a good life.
{a group of winter wren waddle in. they begin chirping like crazy. the wolves begin turining their heads towards them}
{While the wolves are distracted, Sqauwkers flies in, grabs Badstar, and flies away}
BADSTAR: SQUAWKERS! YOU CAME BACK!
{suddenly, a chomping sound is heard}
BADSTAR: ...Holy crap. Sucks to be those birds.
{cuts back to underwater. skully is being chased by the eel, when zoo and dot grab the eel. he slows down}
ZOO977: What just happened?
DOT: We were on a cliff, we hit our heads, we swam, we went down a water fall, and now we're here.
ZOO977: Oh.
{Suddenly, the eel whips Zoo and Dot out of the water using its tail.}
{cuts to out of the water. zoo and dot are flying by, screaming. they crash into the ground, thorugh a tree stump, which covers the hole made. cuts to the gem cave. zoo and dot fall onto the ground, and look around}
ZOO977: WIN!
{Suddenly, a piece of gem falls from the top of the cavern. It shatters into pieces.}
DOT: Well, it's only one gem! {sniffs} That's candy. {both her and zoo begin picking real gems off the walls}
{Cut: the surface of the lake. SkullB finally gets out, chased by the eel. The eel rises out of the water, slowly but surely. Suddenly, it starts going into a coughing fit, and eventually coughs up the chest it had swallowed before. The chest falls onto the dock, and the eel retracts into the water. SkullB opens the chest.}
SKULLB: {pant} Aha! Riches, here I coooOOOOOOH COME ON!
{SkullB grabs a handful of...}
SKULLB: Rock candy?! What am I going to do with that?!
{Badstar and Squawkers fly in}
BADSTAR: I'll give you gold for it!
SKULLB: ... You don't have any gold, do you?
DOT: {swimming out of the cave with zoo. they have tons of rock candy that looks like real gems with them} No clue.
BADSTAR: {Gives skully a bag of gold}
SKULLB: ... Great. Apparently everybody here can just summon expensive stuff at will. Why can't I do that?
{SkullB mopes and pushes the entire chest of rock candy off the dock. He gives the bag of gold back to Badstar.}
SKULLB: Friggin'... friggin' friggin'.
{SkullB walks back to his cabin.}
{zoo leaves the barracuda cabin, slamming the door behind him. he walks off, into the woods}
RAGGON: {Walks up to Zoo} Zoo, lets make an aliance!
ZOO977: Fine. Follow me. I have a plan.
{cuts to a little pond. Koi fish are in it. some trees with lumpy green fruits are around it}
ZOO977: I need you to climb in and hide in those trees. See those lumpy fruits?
RAGGON: Yeah?
ZOO977: The other members will be putting in dumb plans and popping in themselves. Just blend in with the leaves, and drop the fruits on anything and anyone. I will just be in the pond. Got it?
RAGGON: Yeah, but if they try to give you a teddy bear, don't take it. {Climbs in}
ZOO977: Also, one other thing... {throws one of the fruits at a tree. it cracks, revealing a fully filled, white, gunky inside that splatters everywhere} Osage oranges are awesome to see break. {zoo gets into the pond, and goes into a meditation stance}
{cuts back at the island. dot has a piece of paper with her. she is sitting on the beach, drawing a bunch of string insturments.}
FENRI: Hey, Dot, you seen Ryan anywhere?
DOT: No. He mentioned fish, though.
{Back to Zoo}
RAGGON: Zoo, if you get a teddy bear from "To Zoo, from Raggon", its a trap. I overheard.
ZOO977: Like I said, drop an osage orange on almost everything.
RAGGON: No, don't take ANY teddy bear.
ZOO977: Got it.
DOT: {walks in.} Hey, zoo.
ZOO977: Hey, dot! How did you know I was here?
DOT: Because I hacked he cameras when chris was asleep, then I put them back to normal.
ZOO977: Awesome.
{Jerry walks outside}
JERRY: Well, hey there. I wondered where you were, Zoostopher.
RAGGON: Hey Jerry.
ZOO977: I believe you called me Zoostopher. Please refer to me by my own name.
RAGGON: {Whispering to Zoo} It's a trap. Don't fall for it.
ZOO977: {wwhispering} I know. I like stalling.
{Raggon drops a osago fruit on Jerry's head, knocking him out. zoo kicks him, causing him to roll away}
RAGGON: Let's get out of here before they think its us!
ZOO977: One second. I have another idea that won't get other's pissed off at us. We pretend to fall for the tricks, and begin forming an alliance with other campers. We knock them out of the competition when we can. {both leave}
DOT: I don't even know what just happened. {climbs a tree, hands upside down, begins reading a book}
