Total Drama Wiki Island/1/Puffers

The cabin for the Raging Pufferfish. PUFFERS ONLY, but nobody really follows that.

Transcript

{SkullB walks in.}

SKULLB: Go Puffers! YEAAAH!

{Lemon walks in. He poofs up a Wii, a big TV, and Brawl. He starts playing.}

LEMON: TAKE THAT, LUIGI!

DOT: {walks in} Hello! {jumps onto a top bunk, hands upside down subborted by her legs}

LEMON: ohhh shes hawt H A W T HAWT

{dot jumps off the bed. she crushes the controler lemon demons using, and goes back to hanging upside down. Lemon poofs up another one.}

LEMON: Now, Luigi just got PWN'D!

DOT: {sighs, leaves}

SKULLB: ... How... h-how did you do that?

DOT: {peeking her head through the door, speaking sing songy} Who cares? {pokes her head out.}

SKULLB: ... Am I the only one here who can't bend reality to his every whim?

{Lemon walks in.}

LEMON: Guys, I have a plan. I will replace every vote of Jerry to somebody other than Jerry!

BADSTAR: {Crashes through the roof and lands next to SkullB.} ...Hey, hows it goin'?

SKULLB: Fine. How's Eddy?

CHRISTOPHER: More and more weirdos, I'm hating this more and more by the minute, but, I guess this can't be all bad. There has to be someone I'll like.

DOT: Why? If he want's to go, let him go.

BADSTAR: He's doing fine. The other day he started speaking some british words at me and I couldn't understand a word he was saying.

SKULLB: Typical.

{Pause.}

SKULLB: What are you talking about, again?

BADSTAR: I don't know.

{Im a bell and UT walk in}

IM A BELL: Wha-Badstar? Skully? You two are on this team, too? Sweet.

UNHOLY TRACY: Oh, hey, can we smoke pot in here?

IM A BELL: You brought pot? Why didn't you say something earlier?

CHRISTOPHER: If your high during a challenge, you'll probably going to be voted off.

{Outhouse Cam: SkullB}

SKULLB: God forbid they offend the kids!

UNHOLY TRACY: But can we smoke it elsewhere?

{Noelle enters.}

NOELLE: H-Hello? Is this the Pufferfish Cabin?

SKULLB: sarcastically} No, the sign out there was switched. Nah, I'm kidding. Welcome to the Pufferfish cabin! Go Puffers!

BADSTAR: ...Can somebody please pry me out of the ground!?

NOELLE: Oh, my goodness! How did that ever happen?

BADSTAR: Fell through the roof. It was kinda fun except for the bleeding.

NOELLE: Let me help you. {Noelle grabs Badstar's arm and accidentally throws him up and breaks a second hole in the roof.} Oh my goodness! {Yells through the hole} I'M SORRY, MISTER!

BADSTAR: {Stuck in the roof.} Its okay, I guess... ow...... if its not too much trouble could you please help me out?

NOELLE: Oh, I'm afraid I may hurt him...I wish Chaos was here...He doesn't care what happens to people he helps...

{Kirby crashes through the roof on a warp star, hitting Badstar down. Kirbychu soon follows riding a purple warp star, but landing outside.}

{dot walks in. she hangs upside down on her bunk. She begins reading Pictures of Hollis Woods.}

SKULLB: {sighs} Alright, new girl? Give up the "innocent superwoman" shtick. Any more of that and I'll somehow grow an organic brain and have an aneurysm.

BADSTAR: Oh come on, Skully! Be nice!

DOT: I can't hang upside down? Confusion. {lies down on her bunk, coninues reading}

SKULLB: Not... not you. You seem normal. Keep on hang-gling.

DOT: Ok! {hangs upside down again. drinks soda suprisingly well for being upside down}

CHRISTOPHER: There are too many unnatural beings in here. Just had to have a cash prize to send my mom into a greedy rampage.

DOT: Um... What?

NOELLE: Wait a minute, are you talking about me?

SKULLB: Yeah, you don't need to be so innocent.

BADSTAR: Skully, be nice.

DOT: Well, I did see Noelle through you {points at badstar} through the roof.

BADSTAR: It was just an accident!

NOELLE: Well, I guess I'm just so nervous of being on this team without my boyfriend.

BADSTAR: Boyfriend?

DOT: Then why not visit the other cabin?

ZOO977: {walking through} No one follows that rule! {leaves through the back}

NOELLE: I'd still like to follow the rules in this place!

BADSTAR: Your boyfriend's name wouldn't happen to be Chaos would it?

NOELLE: Yes, why?

DOT: Screw the rules, we might get money.

BADSTAR: Cause I met him once. He dragged me into hell.

SKULLB: Hahahaha! That guy? I was stuck behind him in the outhouse because he insisted on telling the viewers his life story! What an arrogant-

{Pause.}

SKULLB: ... Oh. This is awkward.

NOELLE: I'd believe it if Chaos would do such a thing...That's so awfully like him.

BADSTAR: Being in hell really sucked! The bright side was that I met my hero, John Lennon! {Makes the :well: face.}

NOELLE: Nice to know he has more enemies.

DOT: Whatever. {takes out paper and colored pencils. begins to scetch an image of everyone in the cabin.}

NOELLE: What are you drawing?

DOT: Everyone in the cabin.

NOELLE: Well, it looks nice.

BADSTAR: Well, he's not really an enemie. I see him as a friend.

KIRBY: {looks at the picture} You draw good.

DOT: Thanks.

KIRBY: Can you draw me a piece of pizza?

DOT: Sure? {takes out another peice. Draws a slice of piza. gives it to kirby. Continues with her drawing}

BADSTAR: {Climbs to top bunk and lies down.} I mean, sure, he dragged me to Hell but forgive and forget I always say.

NOELLE: Well, you sure don't seem quick to judge.

{Im a bell is in the background smoking pot. He notices Noelle and wakes up UT}

IM A BELL: Hi. You must be Noelle. I'm a friend of Chaos'. Want some pot?

BADSTAR: {Slaps forehead}

NOELLE: Uh..no...thanks though...

SKULLB: I would, but as a robot I cannot process cannabis. Oh well. I can still use magnets.

DOT: {pours nerds into her soda} Yum yum! {drinks her soda}

NOELLE: {Thinking} Wow, everyone here has such odd habits. I hope I 'll fit in.

BADSTAR: {Pulls out a Nintendo DS and starts playing Pheonix Wright: Justice For All}

DOT: {pours the soda down. it floats} I love that. {eats it like taffy}

SKULLB: ... Yeah. Cool.

BADSTAR: {Humming while playing. Stops.} OBJECTION! {Continues playing}

IM A BELL: If what you say is true SkullB, that raises two questions. One; wouldn't the magnets screw with your brain? And two; If you can't process it, how could my skullbuggy do it?

SKULLB: Screwing with my brain? That's what drugs do to humans, right? And the second question, you must have messed him up rebuilding him. Most robots dont come with cannabinoid receptors. Or he was faking it.

BADSTAR: {Yells at DS screen} AHA! OBJECTION! {Keeps playing}

NOELLE: Um...Excuse me!

{Noelle runs out of the cabin.}

BADSTAR: Whats wrong with her? I should go check. {Places down DS and walks out of cabin.}

SKULLB: She's probably got to see her boyfriend.

IM A BELL: Aha! You just said MOST. Hmm... {puts tentacle on SkullB, concentrates, a Skullbuggy blueprint appears} There! {grabs blueprints, reads it} Aha! Cannabinoid receptors! {hands SkullB the blueprints} See? Right behind the MultiDumb.

UNHOLY TRACY: A what?

IM A BELL: It translates idiocy into every language.

SKULLB: That's... useful?

{dot falls of the top bunk.}

DOT: Ow...

{the boulders roll through, they follow dot, who's running frantically}

{A boulder falls on Badstar's DS.}

{Another boulder lands on Skullbuggy.}

SKULLB: {muffled} That hurt.

{OOC: You best hope these boulders don't hit the house, or else you will all be pre-maturely kicked off after Ryan adds the new rule!}

{dot runs back in. she covers the holes in the roof}

SKULLB: {muffled} So nobody is going to help me? Really?

DOT: {jumps down} Um... {picks up skull buggy, runs off. returns in a bit} The car repairer said he'll be okay.

{Noelle and Badstar return.}

NOELLE: Where's the little car and what happened to the roof?

{Skullbuggy walks in.}

SKULLB: Hey, I'm better.

DOT: {to noelle} The roof almost got destroyed.

BADSTAR: MY DS!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNHOLY TRACY:{sighs, fixes the roof and the DS}

KIRBYCHU HR'D: This mattress looks like marshmallow. I'm hungry now... {eats Dot's mattress} NOT a marshmallow.

BADSTAR: {Grabs DS and starts playing it}

{dot squashes kirbychu. he spits out her matresses. She throws tracy onto that bunk, and takes a dry bed. she then doodles a sofa}

{Skullbuggy reaches into his carriage and grabs a small, green object.}

SKULLB: I found this on the way back. Is this anybody's?

{SkullB looks at it carefully.}

SKULLB: Ooh! An emerald! Shiny!

NOELLE: {Whispers} Isn't that yours? I thought we picked it back up on the way.

UNHOLY TRACY:{gets up} Me and Bell are sleeping elsewhere. {pushes palm of ice-hand onto an empty wall, two steel doors appear} The left one's mine. The right one's Bell's.

BADSTAR: Skullbuggy, thats mine. Can I please have it back?

SKULLB: What, this?

{SkullB holds the green thing in his hands.}

SKULLB: What is it?

KIRBYCHU HR'D: Uh Dot, that mattress wasn't wet. I have no saliva. Or a digestion track. Or food!

SKULLB: Answer me, Badstar. What is it?

BADSTAR: Its nothing. Nothing at all.

{Cut: SkullB's POV. Many chains appear, wrapping around Badstar. Several locks appear around him as well.}

SKULLB: ... That's odd. It feels like you're lying to me... but if it's nothing at all, I guess I'll keep it!

BADSTAR: Um... o-okay... {Thinking} CRAP...

NOELLE: Why are these two going to have their own Rooms? They should feel the cold injustices we have to.

{Outhouse Cam:Noelle}

NOELLE: That Bell guy is starting to get on my nerves, he's no non-challant and doesn't regard anyone's thoughts when he does something. So inconsiderate. as quick as I may be to judge, he's my first choice to get the boot.

BADSTAR: Skully, can I have that back? Please?

SKULLB: ... Why? You said it was nothing.

BADSTAR: I know, but if its nothing then why do you want it?

SKULLB: I should ask you the same question. Besides... things have been happening. I think I'm keeping it.

BADSTAR: Okay, I'll tell you the truth. Its not nothing. Its a... gift from my uncle. Yes. Thats right. Gift from my uncle.

{Outhouse cam: Im a bell}

IM A BELL: I would sleep in a bunk, but I'm afraid I'd wake everyone else because I stay up to 5:00 in the morning every day.

{Outhouse cam: Unholy Tracy}

UNHOLY TRACY: And I sleep kill. Can't let that happen to my teammates, now can I?

{Outhouse Cam:Noelle}

NOELLE: I hope I can quit this Cigarette problem. I'm usually up until 5, 5:30 when I try, and I get this terrible urge to just strangle somebody if I'm off it for a while. Of course I've tried to quit before.

SKULLB: ... You're lying, Badstar! I can tell!

BADSTAR: Fine... I'll tell you... in private. {Walks out of the cabin}

{Outhouse cam: Badstar}

BADSTAR: Well, Skully found about the magatama. Now theres no choice but to tell him the truth. I just hope he doesn't tell everybody.

{Chwoka busts in, carrying the burning mushroom.}

CHWOKA: Skullbug!

JERRY: He's... not here. Oh. Well.

CHWOKA: We left mundlund for THIS!? Quickly, we MUST find him!

JERRY: No! If this gets out, everybody's going to be in Mundlund! Then we won't have any fun, you dig?

BADSTAR: {Runs in and shuts door. He locks it.} Whew...

{SkullB runs up to the door and busts it open.}

SKULLB: You tricked me! I can't believe it!

JERRY: I don't even know what's going on-

SKULLB: Give me the Magatama!

BADSTAR: {Jumps out of window}

SKULLB: {sighs} We have to do it the hard way.

{SkullB follows. Jerry sighs and sits on an empty bed.}

JERRY: So... how is everybody?

{Hambrin walks in}

HAMBRIN: What's going on in here?

JERRY: ... It's a long story. You might want to sit down.

{hambrin takes a seat}

JERRY: Alright, it started off a lot earlier, when Noelle and Badstar were talking together. Chwoka and I were nearby, trippin' on some shrooms. Some stuff happened, and Badstar left behind something called a Magatama. Skully found this and decided to keep it. Later on, the two talked and Skully decided to use the Magatama as a bribe. Badstar tricked him, however, and got the Magatama back--for like ten seconds. He then dropped it, and Skully picked it up, and he dropped it. I have no idea what happened after that. Rumor has it, though, that Chwoka found a pile of uncharged Magatamas. Thing is, they need psychic powers--you wouldn't happen to have those, would you?

HAMBRIN: No I'm not a weird freak like alot of people are here. And another thing, Arn't YOU a baracuta?

DOT: Its pronounced barracuda.

HAMBRIN: Whatever. Hey Dot, can you give me more info on these "Magatamas?"

DOT: {not looking up from her book} Guesuntheid.

HAMBRIN: Umm, Ok? {stomach grumbles} Ug, I'm hungry. Anyone else?

JERRY: I am. I should probably check up with the other 'Cudas.

{Jerry leaves the cabin.}

HAMBRIN: I'm gonna go see if I can find the producer's camp. They always have like a resterant next door. {Leaves}

{Outhouse cam: Im a bell}

IM A BELL: Oh yeah. Here's another reason I sleep in a seperate room. I have a wife. Yeah. Dwell on that for a while.

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: Hey, I've been married for longer. And at least my wife doesn't look like a porcupine fell on her head. Wait... why am I here?

{Outhouse Cam: Dot}

DOT: {her head stuck in the toilet, waving her legs frantically} WHO LOCKED ME IN HERE?!?

{Badstar jumps in through the window}

BADSTAR: I GOT IT BACK!!!!! {Demented laughter}

{SkullB walks in as well, sopping wet.}

SKULLB: He... he did. {sighs} And it was perfect bribing material, too!

{Outhouse Cam: SkullB}

SKULLB: Welp, dinner time to look for something else to use against my fellow campers.

{Outhouse cam: Im a bell}

IM A BELL: Hey, Jerry? Yeah, uh, when's the last time you actually SLEPT with Casey?

{Outhouse Cam: Dot}

DOT: {still trapped head frist in the toilet} I'M STILL STUCK IN HERE!

{UT warps in, pulls Dot out of the toilet}

UNHOLY TRACY: There, you happy? JEEZ. {warps off}

DOT: I really need a shower... {walks off}