(even if you aren't vegan)
The ski lodge/last
"But why!" Etesay screamed, tears running down her face. "Why did you have to kill everyone?!"
"I didn't need to kill everyone," Maloa said, "but there were some people that had to be killed."
"First, I had to get rid of Zorax. I was sick of him messing up most everything we do, so I asked him to get a bag I put in the back car. Once he left the car, I set off a explosive on the connector between the two. That got rid of him.
I thought I was done, but Homeschool has figured things out. He was blackmailing me! He said that I would be exposed if I didn't pay him half a million dollars!
Well, that made me snap. I took him while he was sleeping, put him in the oven, and set him to burn.
Dot was next. She was figuring things out. She had figured out the killer had used an explosive to detach the two cars. So, I waited until she was taking a late night bath. I crept in, and threw a toaster into the water. Once I knew she was dead, I picked up the toaster, and tucked it back in the crawl space.
Next, Nicholas had to go. Recently, he had been reading a crime novel I had read in the past, where the investigator was the killer. I was worried. I thought he was going to find out. So, I detached the back of his wheel chair, and pushed a book case on top of him.
Albino had a bit of a law experience, and gathered a large amount of logic from this. I figured he was going to find out eventually, and he would be prepared for common causes of death. So I locked him in the office, and slowly made the air leave the office, suffocating him.
Larry saw me on a ladder, but I told him I was using a device to clean the air vents. Looking back on it, I should have killed him then and there. He would figure things out after albinos body was discovered. So I waited until he was going down stairs to get dinner. I pushed him over the side railing to the stair well, right onto a potted plant. I moved this plant over to the withdrawing room, and put it back where it was originally.
I found out Staryu found out too late. He was making sure I would suffer from this, leaving minuscule clues around the house. I caught him in the act once. So, I confronted him in his bedroom. I threw a large block of ice I carried up with me at Staryu. My original idea was to bludgeon him, but the ice cracked the floor, bringing Staryu with it, right into the water heater. Not quite what I thought of, but it got the job done.
Kalt just drove me crazy. We were playing billiards, and was driving me crazy with worthless knowledge and such. So, I grabbed the eleven ball, and stuffed it in a stocking I found thrown under the table. After he asked me about it, I beat him multiple times over the head with it. I moved his body, so it would look like he drowned.
At this point, there were very few remaining suspects. So, I decided a bit of insanity was in order. I met up with Divzon, and wrapped one of Lynne's necklaces around his neck, and pulled with all my might. Once he was dead, I set up a fake suicide scene, complete with a knocked over footstool, and a note reading "I've had enough".
When Etesay and Lynne left the room, both crying, Jeremy asked if he could knock over a footstool from that height. The little idiot was figuring things out! So, when I got a chance, I tried to make him suffer by slowly suffocating him. I shoved a rubber duck down his throat.
Etesay was clueless, buy Lynne was smart. She knew Etesay had an alibi for some of the murders, thus meaning only I could have killed everyone. So, I blew her up, like you just saw."
Maloa stood up, a devilish smile growing across his face. "And now", he said, picking up a cleaver, "It's your time to go."
Maloa chased Etesay around the bottom floor. When they entered the dining room again, Maloa tripped over Lynne's body. The cleaver flew through the air...
...and landed right in his back.
Etesay now knew the whole story. She left the house onc eshe had a chance, never to speak of this again.