(even if you aren't vegan)
The gang in the grave/3
Transcript
{cuts to ambers bedroom. amber is sitting on her bed, playing on her porto falclon. lewis walks in}
LEWIS: Watcha doing?
AMBER: Trying to play this. It seems impossible!
LEWIS: {looks at the screen} Um, yeah... you've almost won.
AMBER: Really?
{Spot flies through the window}
SPOT: YOU BAWL LIKE THE BABY IN ERASERHEAD!
AMBER: You're paying for a new window.
LEWIS: Hey, have you seen pablo or that spanish guy? I haven't seen them all day.
SPOT: I heard they're celebrating Christmas in hell with an old friend.
LEWIS: Awesome! Wait, who?
{cuts to a room in hell. pablo and the spanish guy are there, along with Hobo Joe and S.C.Ammer.. Christmas decorations are up.}
SPANISH GUY: I heard it's nice here.
S.C.AMMER: Depends if you are experiencing the polka torture or not.
PABLO: So, why did you two go to hell?
HOBO JOE: IIIIIIIIII DUNNO!
S.C.AMMER: I murdered him for money and got hid disease. He just wanted to follow me.
PABLO: So, what is christmas like in hell? Is it like a normal day in hell, or does something happen?
S.C.AMMER: We get chocolate eggs.
PABLO: Wrong holiday.
S.C.AMMER: On easter we get presents and eat turkey.
PABLO: Normally, it's the other way around.
S.C.AMMER: Idiots.
SPANISH GUY: So, what the date today?
HOBO JOE: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!
PABLO: It's christmas eve.
S.C.AMMER: No, it's June twenty-fourth.
{Cut back}
LEWIS: I've never heard of either before.
AMBER: Hey, now that we're talking about christmas, have you set up your tree yet?
SPOT: Have I brought my presents yet? Oh....
LEWIS: You haven't bought your presents yet?
SPOT: Yeah...
{Spot runs off}
AMBER: Let's go see what strong dumbs up to.
{cuts to strong dumbs room. amber and lewis walk in}
LEWIS: Hey, strong dumb!
STRONG DUMB: PRESENT!
LEWIS: Isn't it a bit early?
STRONG INTELLIGENT: WANT PRESENT!
AMBER: Fine. {hands strong dumbs two presents. one is wrapped in with paper with a candle design, the other is green with a red orniment design} The one with the candles is from me, and the one with the orniments is from lewis.
STRONG DUMB: MORE! MORE MORE MORE!
LEWIS: You have more, but we open presents from each other tomorrow. You don't want to be the one not opening presents tomorrow, do you?
STRONG DUMB: {Crying} MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!
AMBER: Calm down. It isn't the end of the world.
STRONG DUMB: IS! IS IS IS!
LEWIS: Ok... bye! {rushes out}
AMBER: You need to stop crying!
{Strong Dumb hits Amber}
AMBER: Stop that, or I'll take away those presents!
{Cut to inside Strong Dumbs head. A strong dumb wearing a common sense sign and a strong dumb wearing a anger sign around its neck are talking}
COMMON-SENSE: You'll lose or your presents!
ANGER You can just hit her again and take them back!
{A bomb flies in from the left}
COMMON-SENSE: What's that?
ANGER: I dunno.
{The dynamite explodes. Cut to outside Strong Dumb who's head explodes and grows back}
AMBER: AAAAGH! {rushes out}
{cuts to a toy store. pinky is working at a check out lane. spot walks in}
PINKY: Hey, spot!
SPOT: Hey, why haven't you been here for the last two episodes?
PINKY: I was getting presents and applying for a job here.
SPOT: What about Vinera?
PINKY: I'm really not sure.
SPOT: Okay. I want everything for everyone and wrapping paper for it.
PINKY: Then why are you pushing a cart if you want everything?
SPOT: I need one of sixteen things if you please.
PINKY: What?
SPOT: Aww, screw it. I'm stealing.
{Cut to Hell again. Spot appears}
PABLO Hello!
SPOT: Wai? Wha? Where? Am? I?
PABLO: Hell.
SPOT: Why?
PABLO: Attempted robbery.
SPOT: Then why have you only been here one hour?
PABLO: We were going to celebrate christmas here.
SPOT: Then, how did you get here?
SPANISH GUY: To get in, you must do bad deed.
PABLO: Or get {holds up two large tickets} permission.
SPOT: Then how do we get out?
SPANISH GUY: We didn't really think that through...
PABLO: I guess we will have to do something really good if doing something bad in heaven gets you sent to hell.
SPOT: How do you do good things in hell?
{Everyone looks around}
SPANISH GUY: Ooooooooooh, no.
PABLO: Hey, if you even wanted to visit hell, you could have just used the {the camera shifts, showing an elevator door} elevator down. {the camera shifts back.}
SPOT: Sure.
SINGERS: Anti-climactic edning to the rescue!
{Cut to a screen saying "evryone got out. The end.}
{End}
Trivia
- Despite being a Christmas special, it was finshed on New Years Day.