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Christmas crackers

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Merry christmas! Each set of christmas crackers comes with a marissa, a kalt, a biala, and amber, a maloa, and a pablo cracker! Beware, though: water rushes out of the kalt crackers, and you will always find a three dollar bill in the pablo ones. Known contents are:

  • Various sour candies
  • Army men figurines
  • Finger sized santa hats
  • Squid figurines (kalt only)
  • Fake saphire necklace (1 in 200 marissa crackers)
  • Paint viles (mainly orange)
  • Paper crowns
  • Noisemakers

Top man salt and pepper shakers

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New from Zoo's world industries, it's the top man salt and pepper shaker sets! Actually rolls amd spins across the table!

Well, what are you expecting? A salt and pepper shaker set that now slices tomatoes?

Im a bells do-it-yourself home time bomb making kit

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Im a bells newest product, the home time bomb making kit! Did you get food poisening when eating food from your neighbors fridge while breaking into their house? Did your kid get hurt by running into a parked car that appeared out of nowhere? Did your sister steal the last oreo? Your revenge is right here. Every part has a child choking hazard. Fun for the whole family!

Bran Muffins

Muffins with bran, built right in there! It's astounding!