(even if you aren't vegan)
The big burn/2
{cuts to zoo walking next to a busy street. the sun is beginning to set. his head darts rapidly.}
ZOO977: Dot! Albino! {stops darting his head around} Man, I'm getting hungry. {walks offscreen. cuts to a diner. the waitress is arguing with zoo}
WAITRESS: I'm sorry, but we can't inject cheese into a hamburger bun.
ZOO977: But the sign says "custom orders accepted"!
WAITRESS: That isn't what it means.
ZOO977: Fine. But can I get melted cheese on the side?
WAITRESS: Sure? {walks off. zoo takes out a journal, and begins writing}
ZOO977: Day 1: No luck. I think that Dot and albino traveled a bit farther than town. Maybe they wandered over where the concert lake is. I guess I'll check there tomorrow.
{a hand put a hamburger next to zoo, with melted chese on the side}
ZOO977: {stops writing} Man, this place is fast. {continues writing, while injecting cheese into the hamburgers buns} But for now, I need to get a hotel room, a map of the area, and... generic essential tool. {puts down the pen. the scene cuts when zoo is about to bite the burger. he is in a hotel lobby. a man is at the counter}
MAN: Why do you want a wrecking ball stuck in the side of your room?
ZOO977: To make it feel more like at home!
MAN: A wrecking ball is stuck in your home?!?
ZOO977: No, there's a giant hole in my room. I get wet when it floods!
MAN: Okay? {hands zoo a room key, zoo pays. cuts to zoos hotel room. his stuff is on the bed. zoo is using his microscope.}
ZOO977: {looking through the telescope} There's well! {pushes a button. some smoke goes through the air vents.} Erm... Hoorah? {a door knock is heard. Liame is at the door}
LIAME: Do you know why there's smoke in my room?
ZOO977: Oh, that's my telescope!
LIAME: TELESCOPE? TELESCOPE THIS!
{Liame throws fire at Zoo but Zoo dodges it and hits his telescope. It spins around and lands on a new constellation}
ZOO977: Thanks, Liame!
LIAME: Whatever. Now, you look like you're going to pinch it?
ZOO977: I'm going to pinch what? {pronounces "what" like "butt".}
LIAME: OH MY GOSH!!!
{Liame ROLFs (Rolls on the floor laughing)}
ZOO977: What? I don't get it!
LIAME: You said you were going to pinch butt! Hey, spell Icup.
ZOO977: I-C-U-P.
LIAME: Spell "Icup funny colors", but just say funny colors.
ZOO977: I-C-U-P funny colors.
{Liame laughs again}
LIAME: Oh man that never gets old...
ZOO977: I still don't get it.
LIAME: Well, anyway, I'm hungry.
ZOO977: Hungry for what?
LIAME:Eggs, side of bacon.
ZOO977: Um, it's 5:07 at night...
LIAME: So?
ZOO977:Well, I wouldn't suggest the diner. They wouldn't inject cheese into my hamburger.
LIAME: Dare I ask?
ZOO977: What ever. I do have a plan! {throws the room service menu at Liame}
LIAME: Hmmm... Doesn't have it on here.
ZOO977: {opens his laptop, begins searching. he looks up blankly} Maybe the all day breakfast place in the lobby.
LIAME: Oh, thanks. {Runs to the lobby.}
{cuts to the lobby. zoo rushes down the stairs, and runs into a weird knick-knack shop. Liame comes down as well. he notices zoo}
LIAME: Hey Zoo! Get me a clock from there, OK?
ZOO977: Got it!
{Liame walks up to the breakfast bar, and grabs a plate. he then sits down. zoo follows, wearing a weird hat that looks like a chocolate milkshake. he hands Liame a clock}
LIAME: Dare I ask, milkshake head?
ZOO977: {takes the hat off, opens the top. Inside is a bunch of candy, his wallet, a photo book, a DS, 2 beebee guns, and a camera} It convenient, and I like milkshakes. A LOT!
LIAME: Haha, a regular DS? I have a DS Light with the LoZ logo on it.
ZOO977: Thats also not what it appears. {opens the DS. Its holds his cell phone, and a still packaged salt and pepper shaker set. And a normal DS.} See?
LIAME: Haha. I can beat that old thing. {Opens his DS. It has a finger massager, a computer, a game cartrige holder, and a MP3 player}
ZOO977: Cool! {takes out a bag of the sour power on skittles. he closes the hat, and puts it on. He then drinks the powder}