The Zemon Show/2

About

The group goes trick or treating. YOU DECIDE!
CAST: Zoo977, Albino, Dot, Lemon, The Little Guy, John
SETTING: The Clubhouse, The watchers house, A slime pool

Transcript

{open to Lemon's Basement. The Little Guy is dressed up as Marge Simpson, John is dressed as a member of Kiss, Lemon is a Jubjub, Zoo is wearing a Disco Paintbrush from Neopets, Dot is Leela from Futurama, and Albino is a pineapple.}

ZOO977: A pineapple? Thats the weirdest idea ever!

ALBINO: {sarcastically} I can't think of anything weirder.

ZOO977: Anyways, does anyone have a plan for this evening?

LEMON: Maybe we could go swimming in slime.

ALBINO: Go trick or treating! I could egg houses for candy!

DOT: How about we swim in slime later?

ZOO977: I have to agree. As much fun as slime swimiming sounds like, candy is better for you. Any route ideas?

JOHN: Maybe we can go to that house where the watchers at home pick the candy.

THE LITTLE GUY: Buzzbuz!

LEMON:' Oops, forgot the translator. {pulls out device, throws into The Little Guy's mouth} There. What did you say?

THE LITTLE GUY: Brilliant!

DOT: Lets go!

{cuts to the house. the door is open, an dot is there}

DOT: {immitating leela} Yeah, we're too low on candy syrup!

a carrot

DOT: You're lucky this isn't in your eye right now. {the door closes}

coke

DOT: Thanks, but we have enough coke syrup. {the door closes}

take 5

DOT: 5 dollar foot long! {the door closes}

{a knock to the tune of "I Wanna Rock and Roll All Night" is heard. John answers the door}

JOHN:"' TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL MAH MORTAL KOMBAT!

Spongebob's Corny-o's

JOHN: Ew. {the door closes}

Jamba Juice

JOHN: I'm not a Neopets nut, Lemon is. {the door closes}

Illusens Cream Cookie

JOHN: Okay, this is the only Neopets item I like{the door closes}

{an explosion is heard. green gas rises from under the door. the door opens. albino's there}

ALBINO: Haltote! I don't know why I'm a pineapple!

toy tracter

ALBINO: Zoo's mini new york skyline's gonna be feeling some pain now! {the door closes}

rotten vegetable

ALBINO: Don't be surprised if your house smells like rotting corpses tomorrow.

M&M's with nuts

ALBINO: I'm allergic to nuts! {picks up a stink bomb} Say hello to my little friend. {the door closes. a kaboom is heard.}

the doorknob

ALBINO: How convenient! A revenge-for-a-crappy-halloween-trinket stink bomb holder! {the door closes. a kaboom is heard. green lines come through the key hole.}

{Lemon knocks "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny". The door opens}

LEMON: I'm a Jubjub!

Snickers

LEMON: I love nuts! {the door closes}

"Peeps"

LEMON: These are flippen' stale! When did you get these, Easter? {slams door}

M&M's

LEMON: yo these make me not capitalize {the door closes}

the moon

LEMON: YAY! YOU FOUND AN EASTER EGG PUT IN FOR THE WRITER'S AMUSEMENT! {the coor closes}

ZOO977: {outside the door} THE DOOR IS LOCKED! {the door opens} Thats better! My head was beginning to hurt!

Microphone

ZOO977: {kicks his lower left leg up, and points his head towards it. he does it to the right, and repeats} Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! {the coor closes}

The Box of Chocolates

ZOO977: Yum! Cherry chocolates! {the door closes}

CD'S

ZOO977: James galways greatest hits? Yum yum! {the door closes}

the door

ZOO977: Thanks! {tears a chunk off the door, closes it}

{The Little Guy knocks the theme of The Simpsons}

TLG: {talking to theme of The Simpsons} Give me cah-ha-handy!

Weird Al's Spicy Spies

TLG: WEIRD AL IS COOL. SPICY SPIES ARE BETTER. W.A.S.S IS A COOL INITIAL. {the door closes}

Gene Simmons' Asking Animals DVD

TLG: {Singing voice} GEEENE SIMMONS! HE'S GENE SIMMONS! OHHHHH, GENE SIMMONS' ASKING ANIMALS! THE DVD! {the door closes}

Keyboard Classics: The Book

TLG: KEYBOARD CLASSICS! IT TEACHES WHO TO TIPE! {the door closes}

{Cuts to a nightitme pool, filled with a see through green color. everyone is in a swim suit. zoo isn't in the water}

ZOO977: Belly flop! {does a belly flop. the water barely moves} I need to gain some weight.

{Lemon does a cannon ball. It fads out to a screen saying "end."}

Easter eggs

Click the d in end to see a bonus clip.

EASTER EGG FOOTAGE

{cuts to lemon's basement. zoo is doing a headstand oer his candy}

ZOO977: It's not getting painted. {cuts back}