The World's Greatest/30

Basic Maths

Transcript

{Open to the T.W.O, an organisation consisting of a koala bear named Quint and his helicopter friend Henry, who can talk. The scene is set over a generic sea, which is part of a smaller journey from Andorra to Maine}

QUINT: I think we need to do something about the generic animal/foodstuff/obscure celebrity who has been infesting our gardens.

HENRY: I'm on the scene.

{Henry flies inside a door on his body. Cut to the gardens, a lush place filled with beautiful flowers and some cabbages. Ruining the view is Howard Brown}

HENRY: Aah! Howard Brown! Britian's least famous celebrity!

HOWARD BROWN: {In a deep, gravely voice} LOW LOW RATES! AAAAHAAHAAHAHAH!

HENRY: Run! Quick Quint!

{The camera pans left, revealing Quint who has been here the entire time}

QUINT: I was just trying to figure out how you got in here.

{Short pause}

QUINT: Anyway, yeah, okay, I'll run.

{Quint runs out the door and back on to Henry. Henry soon follows}

HENRY: Okay, so Howard Brown is infesting our otherwise amazing gardens. What are we to do?

QUINT: There's only one thing we can do.

HENRY: What's that?

QUINT: Call them.

{Camera pans left, revealing no-one, an invisible person with a loud and booming voice, suspicously similar to the narrators in episode 18.}

NO-ONE: TO BE CONTINUEEEED?

{End}