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Hey Joe! Where you going with that gun in your hand?

Jimi Hendrix! The Greatest Guitarist Ever! People thought he was dead, BUT HE WASN'T! He has been staying here for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time (and hasn't aged!)! He was pretty famous in the 60's. His band was the Jimi Hendrix Experience. He'll rock your socks off!