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{Cut to a luxury home. Sephiroth, TheStick, and Znex are all there. It is currently in black and white.}

SEPHIROTH: Well thanks guys! For coming around here! I have called both of you here to help me with something..

ZNEX: What might it be?

THESTICK: Yeah! I was going to smelt all my Brazillian jold!

SEPHIROTH: I need you to.... Kill Someone. I need your help to do so.

THESTICK: That depends. Who are you trying to kill, are you coming with us, why do you want to kill him, and who are you and what did you do with Sephiroth?

ZNEX: And how much are we getting paid?

SEPHIROTH: His name? Dr. Vader. He's a Maniac Doctor, in Cyber Armour. He is also known for his clone, Mini Palpame. I need to defeat him, as he has challenged me. However, I've heard, he's got some tricks up his sleeve, so I'm calling you two, for help. And for pay... That will be talked about. I just really need both your help! TheStick, for your Brains, and Znex, for your strength. Besides, it will be adventure!

THESTICK: Meh, I'm up for it! And besides, my next battle with an insane psycho is in six months.

SEPHIROTH: YAY!! And you, Znex?

ZNEX: Alrighty. {takes out a small metal cylinder, presses a button on it, and a long purple laser shines out of it}

THESTICK: When are we going?

SEPHIROTH: In a week. We have to train!

THESTICK: Does that mean we cut to a montage?

IM A BELL: {voips in} Probably. I'll be training to hole-kick. {listens to a cassette tape with the words "THIS IS MADNESS!" repeated over and over} Wait, what do I do?

SEPHIROTH: Yes! To maintain the ameteurish, and cheesy feel of the movie! Im a Bell, you can kill Dr. Vader too!

IM A BELL: Yatta!

SEPHIROTH: In fact, this movie, is being made with a budget of 5 Cents, a Button, and a Magnet! Although, I found millions of dollars somewhere... Which is not stolen.

{Cut to a dirty alleyway. Tom Cruise is sitting there, looking like a hobo.}

TOM CRUISE: He took... Everything... Every single thing!

{Cut back.}

SEPHIROTH: So yeah.

IM A BELL: Riiiiight...

THESTICK: I have a better idea! Just cut to a black screen saying: 3 Weeks Lator...

IM A BELL:{unnecessarily bad lip-syncing} That sounds good!

SEPHIROTH: Nah. It's not worth it. Dr. Vader doesn't even exist. I just wanted everyone here. I'm so lonely! ....Wait a minute.... Let's go out on an adventure!

IM A BELL: {starts karate-chopping Sephiroth, still horribly lip-synced} I agree!

SEPHIROTH: {Gets out Sonic Screwdriver.} Don't make me use this!

IM A BELL: I'll be good...

SEPHIROTH: Good. Well, where shall we go?

ZNEX: Uh...

{Two cartoony-looking unicorns run up.}

CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 1#: Hey Sephiroth!

CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 2#: Yeah, hey Sephiroth!

CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 1#: Guess what we found!

CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 2#: Yeah, guess what we found!

SEPHIROTH: Eek. Girly.

CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 1#: We found a map to Candy Mountain!

CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 2#: Yeah, Candy Mountain, Sephiroth!

CARTOONY-LOOKING UNICORN 1#: Yeah, Candy Mountain!

SEPHIROTH: Oh. Oh. Is. Is. This. This. A. A. Day. Day. Where. Where. Everything. Everything. Has. Has. To. To. Be. Be. Repeated? Repeated?

THESTICK: It's. It's. It's. It's. A. A. A. A. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Cheap. Way. Way. Way. Way. To. To. To. To. Add. Add. Add. Add. Length. Length. Length. Length. To. To. To. To. The. The. The. The. Movie. Movie. Movie. Movie. And. And. And. And. Increase. Increase. Increase. Increase. Budget. Budget. Budget. Budget.

IM A BELL: {still horribly lip-synced} Bad lip-syncing helps, too. {continues moving mouth for over five minutes}

SEPHIROTH: {Now, a horribly done guy made out of rubber, and poles for arms.} B-Movie Elements work pretty good.\

VINDICATOR: {speaking Japanese with English voice over} Ha ha ha hahahaha. {mouth moves for a few more seconds}

THESTICK: Man, this is boring. I think that we should start a real riot! {Hold up as pitchfork and a torch} Give us freedom or give us... uh... a dirt nap! I don't like being forced to do a movie. {Knocks down the camera. The next scene is sideways}

IM A BELL: Here's another way to do less work! {his line repeats 20 times. Each at a different angle}

VINDICATOR: {stuck speaking Japanese with English voice over through whole part} I eat babies! {mouth continues to move for seconds after English voice over finishes}

SEPHIROTH: Whoa. This is odd. I'm with people from all sorts of movies. Me, Crappy Low Budget Movies, Bell, Illegal Kung Fu Movies, Vindi, Anime, and TheStick, whatever he is. Well, let's go to Candy Mountain.

{They Leave. The Unicorns eyes turn red, and they start making a beeping sound.}