The SkullB Show/j2

Overview

Ask Jerry! Episode 2: Half Pint

Jerry gets a question about stature.

CAST: Jerry

PLACES: The Living Room

PAGE TITLE: Ask Jerry!

Transcript

{Jerry walks into the room.}

JERRY: Oh, hey! I didn't see you there. So, yeah. I finally got another letter. Let's read it, shall we?

Jerry-
Does Skullbuggy ever feel inferior because of his being-half-your-height?
Chwoka

JERRY: Ah, a good question. Well, Chocoman, or whatever your name is, SkullB never really thought about it from what I've seen. Besides, what he lacks in height, he makes up for in... car.

{SkullB wheels into the room.}

SKULLB: Hey, Jerry-boy! Guess what I just did?

JERRY: I don't know.

{Some green slime falls on top of Jerry.}

JERRY: Was anybody here old enough to watch that show?

SKULLB: I got new hydraulics!

JERRY: Really. That's amazing.

{SkullB starts to bounce around.}

SKULLB: Yeah! YEAH! What it is?

{He suddenly raises his body to meet Jerry at eye level.}

SKULLB: And look at this suspension! Heck yeahs!

JERRY: Cool. I don't care.

SKULLB: Isn't... isn't that amazing?

{Jerry walks off.}

SKULLB: Huh? Isn't it?

{Pause.}

SKULLB: Because I can't get down. Can you... can you help me?

{Pause.}

SKULLB: Come on! Help me out!

{The lights go down.}

SKULLB: Whatever! I've got ground lighting.

{Pink light comes from under SkullB.}

SKULLB: So screw all y'alls.