The SkullB Show/5yl

Overview

The SkullB Show: Five Years Later or So

What happened to all your favorite characters after I stopped writing that bull mess? Read it all here, why not.

Transcript

Jerry, after the events of that dumb show I wrote, went into the police force after realizing he wanted justice in this crazy, messed-up world. He works a lot during the day, but he still has enough time to play with his kids.

Casey was a mother at the age of 25, giving birth to fraternal twins. She and Jerry made an effort to name them well, but could only come up with the names Tom and Angus. In retrospect, with all the Tynyshaes and Hunters out there, they picked well. Casey became a stay-at-home mom, but worked out of the home providing advice to couples both married and unmarried with a radio talk show.

Skullbuggy died of robot hepatitis contracted from a rusty bolt used in repairing his muffler. His programming was subsequently put into the Cohens' vacuum cleaner, making Skullbuggy into a Skullvacuum (SkullV, for short). His new profession sucks, but he still retains his spunk and charisma. He's good with children.

Number Two died of robot AIDS after forgetting one too many times to use protection.

Assistant went to L.A. to reinvent himself. He now directs independent films for the LGBT crowd. The movies, while well-produced, are pretty gay.

Numbers Three, Four and Five were junked (not by choice). Their parts were melted down and used in creating a bronzed statue of Jodadiah Decent, founder of Decentville.

Nobody cares about the rest.