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The Online Melancholy of Aruseus Parker/4
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Mr. and Mrs. Parker
Places: Aruseus' House
Started 00:15, 10 October 2009 (UTC)
Transcript
{Cut to Aruseus' house, he parks in the driveway}
{Cut to inside the living room, Aruseus' mother is reading a magazine while his dad is watching TV}
ANNOUNCER: And it's another touchdown for the Chicago Bears!
MR. PARKER: WOOOOHOOO! Go Bears!
{Aruseus walks in through the door}
MRS. PARKER: Hi there, honey! How was school today?
ARUSEUS: Well, bad at first, but it turned out okay.
MR. PARKER: Oh? What happened?
ARUSEUS: Well, my modular secret got out by accident, but in turn, the new ability helped me save another kid from a few senior jerks!
MRS. PARKER: You got in a fight?!
MR. PARKER: Honey, don't worry. Does our boy look scathed or bruised at all?
MRS. PARKER: Joseph, the boy can take his head off for God's sake...
MR. PARKER: Okay, look. So our son got in a scuff with three guys...and won. It was for a good reason, he saved a kid!
ARUSEUS: Dad's right! Anyway, the kid's name was Lucian. He's a modular like me, but he was kicked out of the house by his father for that...
MR. PARKER: Ouch! Talk about rough parenting. Does he have a home still?
ARUSEUS: Yep, he lives with his brother.
MR. PARKER: Aha, I see. Well anyway, at least you have a friend that shares your pains-
ARUSEUS: Wait! It doesn't end there! I'm in like...a modular club or something!
MRS. PARKER: {confused} They have a club for modulars?
ARUSEUS: Ehehe...no. It's just my circle of friends sometimes meet in the basement in the courtyard, ya know, where Dad's classes were when he was my age.
MR. PARKER: Really? Which room?
ARUSEUS: Hm...I think it was room 114...
MR. PARKER: Mr. Harding's room! Oh, I loved taking his Biology class! Ironic that that's where we did dissections, and now it hosts take-aparts...
ARUSEUS: Um...okay... {chuckle} We even have a girl there. Sooner or later, we're going to gather every modular in the school there. Dunno why, but soon.
MRS. PARKER: Sounds dangerous...what if someone finds out?
ARUSEUS: Pffft...HAH! No one ever goes down there anymore.
MRS. PARKER: ...okay. I'm still a bit iffy, but...go ahead.
ARUSEUS: Will do!
{Aruseus runs upstairs}
ARUSEUS: {to himself} Y'know...this makes me think. I should start up my email show again! I've got a laptop for here, a Blackberry for school, it's perfect!
Firefox Email Client: LoginNAME:
_________
PASSWORD:
_________
ARUSEUS: {typing} "Aruparker493..." Password is {mutters} ...and...THERE!
Firefox Email Client: aruparker493Welcome, Aruseus!
You have 0 messages.
ARUSEUS: Goddamnit!
END