The Ninjaduck Show/Emails/1

duckmail.exe 1: Super Heroes

Ninjaduck checks his first email.

CAST: Ninjaduck, Johnny Terror Rickshaw, Ninjarooster {comic form}, Ninjarooster

PLACES: Ninjaduck's apartment, Cityscape

Transcript

{Open:Ninjaduck's Computer Desk.}

NINJADUCK: Hooray! My first email! {opens email}

Hey Dude!

What would it be like if you and your friends were superheroes?
What would you and your friends powers be?
Raiku

NINJADUCK: {typing} Well, Rayko, I... don't really have any friends... but I do know that jerk Ninjarooster from the apartment next to mine! He could be a villain!

{Cut: a lined piece of paper. A stick figure rooster is drawn.}

NINJADUCK: {v.o} Yep, that'll be him... wait, that won't do!

{Ninjaduck erases the drawing and replaces it with an extremely muscly, toned body wearing tight spandex and a realistic rooster head.}

NINJADUCK {v.o} Perfect. Now to draw me!

{Ninjaduck draws an identical figure, only with a duck head, a cowboy hat, a police badge, a colt in his pocket, and a pair of sunglasses.}

NINJADUCK: {v.o} Now for another supervillian, BABY: Bawling Android Built for.... Yapping?

{Ninjaduck draws a MODOK like baby, wailing.}

NINJADUCK: {v.o} Yeah, that's the stuff. Now, to think of a ridiculous superhero name... I got it! "Johnny Terror Rickshaw, Texas Pain Policeman!" Genius!

{Ninjaduck draws a 3-D looking logo, reading "Johnny Terror Rickshaw", and in smaller letters below it, it says "Texas Pain Policeman." }

NINJADUCK: Now to give Johnny Terror whatever his first adventure!

{Cut, a Cityscape. Comic style Ninjarooster is flying around, destroying buildings. Johnny Terror runs on the scene, wielding his gun.}

JOHNNY: Prepare to die, crime! {shoots gun at N.Rooster's chest}

{Pan over to Ninjarooster, rapidly flexing his pecs a la Super Macho man.}

NINJAROOSTER: FOOOOLS! My glorious, muscular pecs are immune to bullets!

{The screen freezes to allow Ninjaduck to speak.}

NINJADUCK: {v.o} Clearly, you can see that Ninjarooster won't shut up about his muscles.

{The screen unfreezes. Ninjarooster's pecs start firing lasers at Johnny Terror.}

JOHNNY: Ahhrg! Lasers! The silver bullet to my werewolf!

{Johnny gets hit by a laser and starts twitching uncontrollably.}

NINJAROOSTER: Ha haaaaa, Johnny seizure! Now I can swipe your well-endowed hot girlfriend, Ms. Slimjim Hottiefield!

JOHNNY: {still twitching} GURAGG! BEELUIC! FRABB! {stops twitching} Ha! I've stopped havin a super seizure! Now to snatch back my girlfriend!

{Johnny jets up toward Ninjarooster and beats him up. Ninjarooster drops Ms. Slimjim Hottie, and Johnny catches her.}

JOHNNY: Score one for lawfullness! Remember kids, say no to drugs, stay in school, or I'll beat the living sh-

{The screen freezes, and a doorbell is heard offscreen. Cut: Ninjaduck's apartment. Ninjaduck walks from the desk he was drawing, and opens the door.}

NINJADUCK: Who is it?

{Ninjarooster walks through the door and punches Ninjaduck in the face. Ninjaduck falls down, face first.}

NINJAROOSTER: Yeah. Take that.