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The Ninjaduck Show/1
Episode 1: That Jerk
Overview
Ninjaduck meets a jerk by the name of Jay Blue.
CHARACTERS: Harold, Ninjaduck, Bob
PLACES: Harold's Comics, Outside, Outside icecream shop
Transcript
{Cut: A comic book store. A rotund turkey with coke bottle glasses stands behind the counter with , reading a comic book. A rotating rack with cards on each rung lay beside the counter, and built in to the counter is glass paneling showcasing collectible action figures, cards, comic books in plastic cases and other rare memorabilia. On the walls are racks of comic books. Ninjaduck pushes open the glass door, and a bell is heard, alerting the clerk.}
NINJADUCK: Oh, hey Harry, whatcha got today for me?
HAROLD: Oh, a lot. That big business is looting all my customers!
NINJADUCK: Who?
HAROLD: That chain-superstore! It has everything, and at a bargain to boot! I can't make end's meet! This is horrible! I'm gonna get kicked out of-
NINJADUCK: Whoah, calm down. You're probably not the only one out of a job... Just look!
{Pan to the streets, showing buildings with boarded windows and broken signs. Pan back to Harold and Ninjaduck.}
NINJADUCK: See what I mean?
HAROLD: Yes, now I see...
NINJADUCK: Well, let's hope Bob isn't out of his job, no chain superstore can top his icecream!
HAROLD: Yeah, let's hope. {Cut: A broken down Ice cream parlor. A banner reading "For sale" is pasted on the windows. A penguin wearing a blue and yellow striped wool cap w/ a yellow pompom and a striped blue and yellow scarf walks out.}
BOB: Hey guys. Sorry about the store, no one comes here anymore. All the kids say "Oh, we can just go to Super-Mart and get it twice as cheap!"
HAROLD: Just as I suspected, that darned Super store has successfully topped our businesses! Oh, hope is lost...
NINJADUCK: Well, we need to get jobs somehow!
HAROLD: You're not saying...
NINJADUCK: We don't have much to choose from! We have to get a job at Super-Mart, or starve!
BOB: I guess we have to get income somehow, it doesn't grow off trees, y'know.
HAROLD: {sighs} Lets go.
UNFINISHED