The Ninja Pom Pom Show!/Episode 1

NINJA POM POM: Hello, Raiku. Before we start shows, we ask the guest questions. So, who do you like? Sonic or Mario?

RAIKU: Sonic. Definatly.

NINJA POM POM: So, My email show or my dictionary?

RAIKU: Email show.

NINJA POM POM: OK, one more. SKHS, or Marzie500?

RAIKU: Marzie500.

NINJA POM POM: Ok, Raiku. Start the show!

{lever next to him that says "Start the Show!"}

{Raiku pulls the lever}

{music plays}

MAN: {singing} Who is awesomer than Harrison Ford?

BACKUPS: Ninja Pom Pommm!

MAN: Who kicks Esme, Racer, and Moonlight?

BACKUPS: Ninja Pom Pommm!

ALL: NINNNJJJAAAA PPPOOOMMM PPOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Zappity bow!

{logo appears}

NINJA POM POM: It's time for fans to paste custom songs! Only first three here!

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MAN: [Singing} I is awesome,like it or not, deal with it! By Strong Intelligent

NINJA POM POM: Well, now let's get an anwser from The Knowing Pie. So, Where do babies come from?

Pie: Um, K-Mart.

NINJA POM POM: AHHHH!!!! The horrible truth!

PIE: Yep.

NINJA POM POM: Well, Raiku gets his part for what he wants. It's time for Guest Slot!

{guy walks in}

GUY: {whispering to NPP}

NPP: Well, Raiku left. What a shame. Well, now it's the premire of Piplup's Luck!

{Cuts to a room all black. We see Piplup sitting. Then he pops up and YMCA plays. Shows the opening credits and the character the credits say. When it's over, cuts to Piplup talking to Riolu while he's playing a game.}

PIPLUP: Why is it that she blames ME? I didn't put deoderent in the cat's bowl and he died! I think Pipper did it! He hates homework!

{guns are heard on the game, Riolu growling}

RIOLU: {yelling at top of lungs} I WAS ABOUT TO DESTROY THE ION SHEILD AND DISABLE THE TURRENT SO MY MEN COULD INFULTRATE AND I'D BE A 34 RANK COMMISSIONER!!! PIPLUP, GET OUT!!!!!!!!

PIPLUP: Okay, okay! Sheesh, try to talk and they get mad at you.

{cuts to Pipper and Pipletta playing soccer in Piplup's front yard}

PIPLUP: {walks in house}

MRS. PIPING: How was work, dear?

PIPLUP: It was okay. But NPP got mad at me. I went to Riolu's. I know Pipper did it.

MRS. PIPING: Just cool off, I'm sorry I blamed you.

PIPLUP: {mumbiling sarcastically} Yeah, right.

NARRATOR: Will the cuprit be found out? Will Riolu ever get past that level? Will Piplup's wife stop nagging? Find out next time on....

PIPLUP'S

LUCK

NINJA POM POM: {snoring} Huh....wuh....AH! {falls back in chair} Whoa, sorry. Thought you were the Easter Bunny. {scared sounding} I don't trust eggs anymore. {normal voice} Well, let's ask another question.

{The Knowing Pie pops out of nowhere}

KNOWING PIE: Did you call?

NPP: What is our purpose in life?

PIE: To eat me and my bretheren, of course!

NPP: Great idea!

PIE: {screams}

NPP: {munching} Good taste, but needs more sugar. Well, it's over. Bye!