The New Skully B. Movies/0

Overview

The New Skully B. Trailer! (Extended Mix)

Like all hot jams, it has an extended mix that most people haven't heard of.

Transcript

{Open to a black screen. Large white text reading "The SkullB Show" slowly approaches, while a narrator starts talking.}

NARRATOR: Once... there was a series. A series... called The SkullB Show. While crudely written, it was popular beyond belief.

{The words suddenly disappear.}

NARRATOR: Then, it was cancelled.

{A couple question marks appear.}

NARRATOR: So what's going to happen this time around?

{An epic orchestral score begins as the words "Action!" appear on the screen.}

NARRATOR: Action!

{Cut to a battlefield. Jerry is in combat fatigues, looking at the screen.}

JERRY: {to camera} Come on, move!

{Jerry motions for the person behind the camera to follow him as the sounds of machinegun fire are heard. Cut to another part of the battlefield, where Skullbuggy is running through a trench as he is shot down.}

NARRATOR: Vampires!

{Assistant is outside in the sun, sparkling.}

NARRATOR: Cocaine!

{Jerry steps out of a door in a loft of a mansion, wearing a suit.}

JERRY: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

{Skullbuggy walks out of the same door.}

SKULLY B: Is that me? I think it's me.

{Jerry picks up Skullbuggy under his arm and fires the Skullbeam rapid fire.}

NARRATOR: More skullbuggies!

{A large room is filled with Skullbuggies chattering to one another}

SKULLY B: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

NARRATOR: More Jerries?

{Several Jerries are in a room, talking to eachother.}

JERRY: ...how do you even—

NARRATOR: Submarines!

{The entire cast is trying to stand perfectly still at their battle stations. Cut to the exact same scene, flipped, and everybody is wearing russian hats.}

Get it? They're not so different after all!

NARRATOR: Suspense!

{Cut to a dark building. A dead person with a goatee is against the wall, wearing a sweater with words on it. Number Five reads off of it.}

NUMBER FIVE: "Now I have a machine gun." ... "Ho ho ho".

{Number Five gains a worried look.}

NARRATOR: Betrayal!

{Cut to a scene where Assistant is in front of several small robots. He is wearing a crown.}

ASSISTANT: As your new leader, I-

{Number Two drives in very quickly. Many of the robots move aside.}

ASSISTANT: {furious} Who disrupts my coronation?!

{Number Two's wheels retract into his body as arms and legs pop out. He stands up.}

NUMBER TWO: Coronation, Assistant? This is bad comedy!

ASSISTANT: {dumbfounded} Number Two... is that you?

NUMBER TWO: Here's a hint!

{A cannon pops out of Number Two's mouth and he shoots a beam at Assistant, knocking him back. Assistant starts to disintegrate.}

NARRATOR: Adventure!

{Casey is in a cave, standing.}

CASEY: ...Jerry? ...Skullbuggy?

{Casey is run over by a boulder}

NARRATOR: Technicolor!

{The world is in black and white, but Casey is colorful. She is applying grey make-up to herself.}

NARRATOR: Laughs!

{Cut to a stage. Robo-Communist is holding a mic.}

ROBO-COMMUNIST: In America, scientists program robots! In Soviet Russia, we wait in line for bread!

{A couple people clap.}

ROBO-COMMUNIST: {grunts} I don't have to impress you.

NARRATOR: Rotten vegetables!

{Cut to the same stage, only Jerry standing on it.}

JERRY: So what's the deal with airline food?

{The audience is heard booing. Many rotten vegetables are thrown at Jerry from offscreen. A throwing knife just barely misses him}

JERRY: What the hell?!

{Cut to Skullbuggy in the audience. He is holding a couple throwing knives}

SKULLBUGGY: YOU SUCK! {throws another knife}

NARRATOR: Vomit!

{cut to the same stage, only Im a bell is standing on it}

IM A BELL: Hey, guys! I'm cameoing!

{the audience is heard vomiting}

NARRATOR: Manliness!

{cut to a scene where Skullbuggy and Jerry are walking away from Casey and Fran, who are talking to eachother}

SKULLBUGGY: Bah, the stuff you two like is terrible.

JERRY: Yeah! C'mon, Skully. Let's talk about something MANLY!

SKULLBUGGY: Yeah!

JERRY: The Golden Girls!

{long pause}

CASEY: What the hell?

SKULLBUGGY: ...It's like I don't even know you anymore.

NARRATOR: Folk music?!

{Cut to a scene where Casey and Fran are playing guitar music. Casey is speaking some sort of Celtic language.}

NARRATOR: No folk music. That's pushing it.

{Cut to a black screen. The words "THE NEW SKULLY B. MOVIES" start approaching the screen, while the orchestra becomes more intense.}

NARRATOR: This summer... prepare yourself... for the New Skully B. Movies!

CHWOKA: I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS

{The words disappear as the orchestra finishes with a loud bang.}

{Cut to a clip of Zippy alone on a stage with a microphone, in a white suit, while a cassette of him beatboxing plays. He is strumming an acoustic guitar.}

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