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The Late Night Show With Zarel Lewis/Zippy

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ZAREL: {Offscreen} And now, it's time for...The Late Night Show With Zarel Lewis! Starring...

{Zarel slides in}

ZAREL: Me! Zarel Lewis!

{The audience applauds}

ZAREL: Okay, tonight on the Late Night Show, we have a former Free Countryian with a slight drinking problem and purple duckitude! Introducing...Zippy the Platypus! How's it feel to be here?

ZIPPY: I'll have you know I'm getting sober, thank you very much! The purple duck thing... eh... it doesn't bother me so much anymore.

ZAREL: Um...okay. So, how goes the email show?

ZIPPY: The email show's going great! I've got over 30 emails, and my newest one, "money", is just about to hit the markets like a flaming ball of... well, flames.

ZAREL: Sounds hot. So, anything else? How are the people you live with, ya know, life at home?

ZIPPY: The neighbors have been good to me. Mitch, especially--he hasn't talked to me in a while!

ZAREL: ...that's a good thing?

ZIPPY: Yeah. Truth be told, he's a bit of a jerk.

ZAREL: Ooh. Just like Austin.

ZIPPY: Sure, sure. ... So, any other questions for me?