(even if you aren't vegan)
The Late Night Show With Zarel Lewis/Zippy
Transcript
ZAREL: {Offscreen} And now, it's time for...The Late Night Show With Zarel Lewis! Starring...
{Zarel slides in}
ZAREL: Me! Zarel Lewis!
{The audience applauds}
ZAREL: Okay, tonight on the Late Night Show, we have a former Free Countryian with a slight drinking problem and purple duckitude! Introducing...Zippy the Platypus! How's it feel to be here?
ZIPPY: I'll have you know I'm getting sober, thank you very much! The purple duck thing... eh... it doesn't bother me so much anymore.
ZAREL: Um...okay. So, how goes the email show?
ZIPPY: The email show's going great! I've got over 30 emails, and my newest one, "money", is just about to hit the markets like a flaming ball of... well, flames.
ZAREL: Sounds hot. So, anything else? How are the people you live with, ya know, life at home?
ZIPPY: The neighbors have been good to me. Mitch, especially--he hasn't talked to me in a while!
ZAREL: ...that's a good thing?
ZIPPY: Yeah. Truth be told, he's a bit of a jerk.
ZAREL: Ooh. Just like Austin.
ZIPPY: Sure, sure. ... So, any other questions for me?