The Last Day/Chap1

{Raiku walks in, wearing a leather jacket.}

RAIKU: I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT BECAUSE I.... LOOK GOOD IN LEATHER

{Raiku then pulls out a bottle of hair gel and rubs it on his head}

RAIKU: I CAN TALK ANY KIND OF TALK BECAUSE I.... LOOK GOOD IN LEATHER

{Raiku walks to a burger shop and orders a burger.}

RAIKU: AND YOU KNOW YOU WISH YOU COULD LOOK LIKE ME

{Raiku eats the burger, pays the bill and walks out.}

RAIKU: LISTEN, I CAN MAKE ANY WOMAN MINE BECAUSE.... I LOOK GOOD IN LEATHER

{Strong Intelligent runs in, wearing the same thing.}

SI: I CAN ROCK HER BODY SO GOOD IT BLOWS HER MIND.... BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO {BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP} BETTER

{Raiku pushes Strong Intelligent out of the way.}

RAIKU: BET YOU WISHING YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE ME

SI: HELL NAW, MOTHER{BEEP} I'M SO COOL WITH ATTITUDE AND EGO TO SPARE

{Suddenly, a giant weight falls on them both. Sephiroth walks in.}

SEPHIROTH: That sorts things out... Because I look good in leather. {Walks out}