The Great Wiki User Wiki Multiverse Barrier Collapse Crisis/1

The horrible adventure to do God-knows-what begins.

Transcript

{fade in from black to Unholy Tracy working on what appears to be a remote control. However, we are seeing this from his point of view. UT looks up to see his TARDIS, points the remote control at it, and presses a button. The TARDIS' doors swing open}

UNHOLY TRACY: Hey, THB! Come look at this!

{a small thud is heard}

UNHOLY TRACY: ...THB, get your arm off my shoulder.

THB: ...That's not my arm.

{UT turns his head to see THB standing about ten feet from him}

UNHOLY TRACY: If that's not your arm, then what's...

{cut to a view of UT. A large, green tentacle has burst through the LeviathanX's wall, and is resting on UT's shoulder}

UNHOLY TRACY: AAH! {pulls the tentacle off of him} What the hell is that?!

VICTOR:{walks onscreen} I think it's a tentacle.

UNHOLY TRACY: I know that! Where's it coming from?!

THB: The wall, apparently.

UNHOLY TRACY:{facepalms} Dumbasses...

{cut to thousands of years in the past, in Bell's house. Bell is attacking a tentacle similar to the one on the LeviathanX with a broom}

BELL: BACK, YE EVIL DEMON!

{cut to a few years in the past, with Tracy. He is standing at a table, with his back to the camera. A tentacle moves towards him. Tracy turns around, revealing he is holding a plate with what appears to be a barbecued human head upon it. The tentacle slowly backs away}

TRACY: Gigantic tentacle. Huh. Neat.

{cut to another universe, hundreds of years in the past, on the planet Popstar 5. Wags, Kirby, Knight, and JK are standing in a field, attacking tentacles that are sticking out of a blue telephone booth}

WADS: WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?!

KNIGHT: I DO NOT KNOW!

{cut to ANOTHER universe, like two days ago. Raiku is an his apartment, when a giant tentacle attacks.}

RAIKU: Hi Aunt Beth, what makes you drop by?

{the tentacle tries to grab him, it's frozen solid}

{cut to Sephiroth's tower. He is in his room, watching TV. The tentacles are slowly covering the room, but Sephiroth is oblivious to this fact.}

SEPHIROTH: Hmm... What's this? {Turns to his right, to see one of the tentacles staring him in the face.} .......OKAY, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

{Sephiroth tries to back away, only to be attacked by even more tentacles.}

SEPHIROTH: Oy vey....

{cut to Middleton High, the seven main characters of the Online Melancholy of Aruseus Parker are at lunch when the tentacles burst through the window}

ARUSEUS: Oh, jeez! TENTACLE R-

{They're all snatched by the tentacles, Zarel's arm is left behind, but then a smaller tentacle takes it}