The Demented Cartoon Movie II

Here's the deal;
You know the Demented Cartoon Movie? Well, this is the sequel. You can add on to it. Just, don't write more than 5 lines of speech.
e.g.

1: Blah. {head explodes}

2: Kamikaze Watermelon.

{a kamikaze watermelon flies in and explodes}

3: ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

{world explodes. Cut to theater}

4: Guh?

5: I dunno.

Yeah. Like that.

Chapters

Prologue