The Death of Bell/8

{cut to King Yemma's place. Bell walks onscreen. He sees Sarah at the front of the line, and runs to her}

IM A BELL: SARAH!

SARAH: Bell! So, how'd YOU die?

IM A BELL: Heroic Blue Screen of Death.

SARAH: Ah. Anyways, you came jhust in time. You might not have caught up with me.

KING YEMMA: AHEM. You two are holding up the line. {to Sarah} Name?

SARAH: Sarah McAllister Bellstrom, sir.

KING YEMMA: Hmm... {looks up her name}Ah, here it is. You don't have any major sins. You go to heaven. {to Bell} Ah, Bell. I was wondering when you'd get back.

IM A BELL: Look, I know I have a huge list of misdeeds, but, Sarah's my wife, and-

KING YEMMA: I was gonna send you to heaven, anyway, Bell.

IM A BELL: Say what?

KING YEMMA: HBSoDs override your entire list of misdeeds. Remember, even in purgatory the Laws of Anime still apply.

IM A BELL: But, what about the fact that I created the guy I-

KING YEMMA: GO BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND.

IM A BELL: Right. {runs to catch up with Sarah}

{cut to a Japanese-style home in heaven, 16 years later. Bell and Sarah are sitting on the floor, watching what seems to be a mecha anime with spirits as the protagonists}

UNKNOWN FEMALE: I'm home!

{a bell-headed teenager with flipper arms, long blonde hair, and a halo (as does Bell and Sarah) runs onscreen. She is wearing this, a purple T-shirt, and robot boots similar to that of Imperfect Cell's. This is Carol Linksys Bellstrom}

IM A BELL: How was school, Carrie?

CAROL: Eh. So-so.

IM A BELL: Did you attack anyone?

CAROL: No.

IM A BELL: Well, there's your problem! You need to beat people up to have fun at school!

CAROL: There's nobody that deserved to BE beaten up!

IM A BELL:{sighs} Tell ya what. We'll go to the section of heaven where serial killers who found Jesus right before they died and beat some of THEM up, 'kay?

CAROL: That sounds good.

IM A BELL: Then it's settled. Now, sit down. Something's happening that's NOT filler.

CAROL: Wow. that's rare! {sits down}

END OF THE DEATH OF BELL!!!!!