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The Death of Bell/4
{Scythedon regenerates and destroys the Vandal Army}
SCYTHEDON: You can't destroy me that easily.
IM A BELL: A thought occurred, Scythedon.
SCYTHEDON: Yes? What?
IM A BELL: If I remember correctly, my little brother was Johnny K. Bellstrom, not Dave Anez.
SCYTHEDON: Yes. Exactly. Somehow, some of the insanity field that you had placed around earth had seeped into Subspace. This small bit of insanity warped the unborn Dave Anez's DNA, causing him to turn into the Johnny you know.
IM A BELL: Hmm. Interesting. ...Look. Tell you what. I'll let the cataclysm commence, if you let me migrate everyone on earth to the exact replica of it without sentient beings, Terra.
SCYTHEDON: Okay. They must do so however via their own will, except for humans who do not really make choices, such as infants.
IM A BELL: Agreed.
{an image of God's head appears in a nearby cloud}
GOD: ABSOLUTELY NOT. We need to kill off all the humans.
IM A BELL: Then what about clones?
GOD: Hmm... That will be allowed. But still, the free will thing.
IM A BELL: Right.
{God disappears}
SCYTHEDON: Okay. I'll do it... NOW.
{cut to Bling, who is grieving}
SCYTHEDON:{voiceover, echoed, in Bling's mind} Attention people of Earth! I am giving you a choice! Either you die with Earth during it's cataclysm, or your souls will be placed in clones stationed on a planet exactly like earth but without humans! It is named Terra! You have five minutes before the Earth will be destroyed! Before you worry, those who cannot mentally make choices will be automatically transported to Terra!
BLING: No. I won't want to live with Bell dead.
{cut to five minutes later. Volcanoes erupt, the seas dry up, all flora and fauna die. Cut to Bel and Scythedon}
IM A BELL: Such beautiful destruction.
SCYTHEDON: Yes... Excuse me for a moment. I have to go do something to keep the stable time loop intact. {removes cloak, revealing Pure Watashi, disappears}
{cut to Bling lying among the rubble}
SCYTHEDON:{appears} Bling! I am the soul of Bell! Avenge me, Bling! Undo the cataclysm! Here! {blasts Bling with energy} Use these reality-bending powers to travel to 20XX, and then 2008! You will know what to do! {disappears}
{cut back to Bell. Scythedon reappears and put his cloak back on}
SCYTHEDON: Done. Now let's get out of here before the Earth is completely destroyed. {grabs Bell's shoulder, disappears}
{cut back to Bling. He is glowing blue, and disappears as the camera zooms back quickly to a view of Earth from space. It implodes, and then explodes sending rubble across the solar system. a tire flies towards the camera and smashes into it}
END OF CHAPTER 4!!!!!