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The Death of Bell/2
{cut to Other World (DBZ). Im a bell appears. He grows wings, a halo, and a white robe}
IM A BELL: Hmm... So Toriyama was right...
KING YEMMA: HEY! You! Stop holding up the line!!!!
IM A BELL: WAAH!! Huh? Oh. S-Sorry!
YEMMA: Hmph. So you've finally got yourself killed, eh? Well, you don't deserve your nickname anymore. Do you, Imothy? Hehehe.
IM A BELL: HEY!!!!! Don't you DARE call me that. My name is Im a bell! And I won't tolerate anything else besides Bellstrom.
YEMMA: Well, what about Albert?
IM A BELL: I don't have a problem with that. It just, I gave up that name a very long time ago.
YEMMA: Hmph. Fine. You're "Bellstrom" from now on. And considering what you have done, I have decided you'll be sent to Hell.
BELLSTROM: Hell? But what about the fact that I frickin' delayed Earth's cataclysm?!!!
YEMMA: ...That's mostly why you're going to Hell! Do you realize that the planet in question's cataclysm was scheduled to happen 50 years ago? Delaying a cataclysm is a SERIOUS offense!
BELLSTROM: Blah, blah, blah. Do you EVER shut up?
YEMMA: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!!!!!
{Bellstrom voips to behind Yemma, smacks him in the face, and flies off}
BELLSTROM: You've lost your touch, Yemma! Try exercising! I'll say hi to King Kai for ya. Hehehe...
{cut to Earth. Bellstrom appears}
BELLSTROM: Hehehe. Yemma won't be able to stop me from stopping Earth's cataclysm.
VOICE: He can't, but I can!
BELLSTROM: And, who are you?
{A figure that looks like Im a bell in the Grim Reaper's clothes appears}
PERSON: Who am I? I am you. Just, from the future.
BELLSTROM: I see. What should I call you?
PERSON: You may call me Scythedon.
BELLSTROM: "Scythedon"?
SCYTHEDON: Don't ask. My brother named me.
BELLSTROM: I have a brother?!
SCYTHEDON: Oh yes. Are you familiar with The Shadowy Author?
BELLSTROM: Shador? Yeah, I know him. Wait, HE'S my bro?!!
SCYTHEDON: Little brother.
BELLSTROM: Little-
SCYTHEDON:{interrupting} Now, I must stop you from preventing the cataclysm.
BELLSTROM: Uhh... Oh, right. You are DEFINITELY related to Shador. Wait, why don't you have wings and a halo?
SCYTHEDON: I am from an alternate future, in which you DON'T delay the cataclysm, and everything goes as planned. In return, I obtain the same powers as my brother, and my appearance does not resemble an angel.
BELLSTROM: I see... Well...
{Bellstrom attempts to punch Scythedon in the stomach, but Scythedon dodges and kicks Bellstrom in the back, sending Bellstrom to the ground below}
SCYTHEDON: Nice try. Heheh-
{Bellstrom voips in behind Scythedon, and drop-kicks him}
BELLSTROM: Oh, shut up.
END OF CHAPTER 2!