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The Death of Bell/1
{cut to a tournament stadium. there is a large hole on the battlefield. Chaos is standing right beside it}
ANNOUNCER: Whoa! Unfortunately for you, Chaos, you've brought out Im a bell's demon side! Um... Im a bell? ...Wow. I've never seen Bell like this! Stalling for suspense. That's got to get him some extra points!
JUDGE: Yep. 50 points for Im a bell!
ANNOUNCER: Yeah! Bellboy, you are DEFINITELY awexome!
CHAOS: That's odd.
ANNOUNCER: What?
CHAOS: If I know Bell, he should have come out and attacked you for calling him "Bellboy".
ANNOUNCER: Hmm... You're right. Uhh... Bell? You can come out now. Bell? Bell?! BELL! Oh, {bleep}.
{Im a bell's soul appears behind Chaos. Chaos becomes scared}
IM A BELL: Hello, Chaos.
CHAOS:{calmed down} oh. It's just you. Transforming into a spirit? Nice.
IM A BELL: Oh, I didn't transform into a spirit. I AM one. YOU KILLED ME!
CHAOS:{scared again} ...Oh god.
ANNOUNCER: Um... Well, I guess Chaos wins by default.
CHAOS: Um... Yay?
IM A BELL: You're going to pay for this.
CHAOS: Wh-what?
IM A BELL: You ever notice that Earth hasn't had it's cataclysm yet?
CHAOS: Y-yeah...
IM A BELL: That's because of me. My insanity creates a thick cataclysm-proof shield around Earth. And because of my murder, The shield has disappeared.
CHAOS: Oh, {bleep}.
IM A BELL: I'd like to congratulate you on destroying Earth. Grood jorb! Bye! Hehehe!
{Im a bell disappears}
END OF CHAPTER 1!