The Cat, Dog and Bunny Show/1

Overview

Episode 1: To the Cosplay Convention!

The trio dress up and cause havoc at the cosplay convention.

CAST: Cat, Dog, Bunny

PLACES: The van, The Cosplay Convention

Transcript

{Cat, Dog, and Bunny are in the van. Cat is at the wheel. Cat is in a knight costume, Dog as a mage, and Bunny an archer.}

CAT: Okay guys! Buckle up, we're going to the cosplay convention!

DOG: What's cosplay?

CAT: I dunno, but the people on the internet say it's fun!

BUNNY: What do they do?

CAT: I hear they dress up as cartoon characters!

BUNNY: Adults dressing up as cartoon characters? Isn't that a little creepy, don't you think?

CAT: Nah.

DOG: Me neither!

BUNNY: Okay, we should get going right now!

CAT: Okay!

{Later at the convention, Cat, Dog and Bunny are wandering around.}

CAT: Whoa, look at this place!

DOG: I know...! It's so big!

BUNNY: Look over there!

{Bunny points to a booth that says "Anime swords $299.99". }

DOG: What's "Anime"?

CAT: I'm pretty sure it's like a chinese cartoon or something.

BUNNY: Isn't anime korean?

(Suddenly, a nerd emerges from a crowd.}

NERD: It's japanese! Haven't you ever watched anime?

BUNNY: Actually sir, no. No I haven't.

CAT: Hey guys! A fox!

{Cat points at a guy wearing a tail and fox ears. He turns towards the trio.}

CAT: Wagh!

FURRY: What? Haven't you seen a fox before?

DOG: Yes, we have. And they don't look like you.

FURRY: Jeez! I'm a fox inside!

CAT: Than why are you a vegitarian?

{The furry's shirt reads "Pro Vegitarian".}

DOG: I rest my case.

BUNNY: Whuff!

{Later, Cat, Dog and Bunny are flipping through comic books and mangas.}

BUNNY: {attempting to read a manga} Durnit! This comic book is too hard to read! {Bunny then throws the book behind his shoulder.}

{Cat is reading a "Spider-Man" comic book.}

CAT: Ooh, this comic is pretty...{Cat looks behind his back} cool...?

{A tall, thin, male cosplayer wearing a Sakura(from "Naruto") costume looks down at Cat. Distressing music begins to play.}

COSPLAYER: Hey little kitty. Nice costume!

DOG:... A- are you a girl or a boy?

BUNNY: {quietly}I think we should go.

ALL THREE RUN!!!

{Cue credits.}

Fun facts

• Furries are people who think they are animals on the inside.
  
• The reason Bunny can't read the manga is because mangas are read right to left, unlike other comic books.