The Bluebry Show/8

BACKSTORY: so this one kid was talking to me once and he was like "i thought you and marc (best friend) went to concerts like, all the time." i was of course like "uh, no" because i don't have that kind of time or money. it was kind of obvious that he thought that we not only actually went to concerts like it was a lifestyle, but that he wanted to be invited to our lifestyle and hang out with us all day everyday which would not happen because he is rude to all of our friends.

so i decided to write what he probably imagines our "concert lifestyle" to be just because it is so horribly not what my life is

btw i'm making his name john

BLUEBRY: hey marc you ready for this concert tonight

MARC: yeah man this is going to be the bomb dot com

{john gets here}

BLUEBRY: hey what's up BRO

JOHN: not much

MARC: you ready for this concert? would you like some beer in a bottle?

JOHN: of course!

{MARC gives JOHN some BEER. in JOHN's mind it is probably something really nice like heinekin, when in reality it would probably be like natty lite.

he guzzles it down in a minute like he's been a lifelong alcoholic}

JOHN: that was some amazing beer!

MARC: hey, who's playing tonight?

BLUEBRY: i have no idea. i mean we just kind of spend our nights down there, seeing whichever band is playing

MARC: because we are rock and roll

BLUEBRY: one sec, let me get out some pot weed

JOHN: oh of course

{BLUEBRY rolls a perfect joint of some marijuana weed ganja and then they all smoke it}

MARC: okay time to drive to the concert

{They get in bluebry's MAZDA which is blasting generic ROCK MUSIC with the windows ROLLED DOWN. popular people see us and wave for some reason}

THE CONCERT

{there are a bunch of cool people who probably shop at URBAN OUTFITTERS.}

BOUNCER: yo yo yiggity yo welcome to the concert

BLUEBRY: who is playing again?

BOUNCER: the cool kids

COMPANY: that's what we are!

{epic menage a trois high five}

THE CONCERT FOR REAL THIS TIME

LEAD SINGER: {generic rock music lyrics}

JOHN: i love the lead guitarist!

BLUEBRY: everybody does!

LATER ON

MARC: well it's only 9:30 PM on a Wednesday night!

BLUEBRY: let's go to taco bell/pizza hut for some munchies

BLUEBRY: because of the marijuana

and that is basically how i imagine he imagines his life if he lived like he hung out with an imagination of my life