(even if you aren't vegan)
The Bluebry Show/6
BLUEBRY: Time to go book shopping at my favorite national chain
{Bluebry enters the national chain. He shivers at the depressing scent of capitalistic materialism.}
BLUEBRY: Capitalism is just a synonym for greed.
All of a sudden Bluebry's boring liberal whines are overwhelmed by the power of three young teenagers voices on the other side of the store
BLUEBRY: ****** kids
{Bluebry goes over to the computer to enter in the title of his book}
STORE CLERK: Can I help you find something?
BLUEBRY: No this computer will replace you in a few years anyway.
The location of his beloved pretentious fiction book suddenly pops up on the screen and Bluebry writhes at the fact that it's in the exact location of the three young teenagers who just won't shut up
BLUEBRY: ******* KIDS
{Bluebry drags himself over to the other side of the store as he's assaulted further and further by their screeching voices}
BLUEBRY: ...no, no, no
Bluebry has just seen the "anime" sign
Quickly he identifies the ringleader: he's naturally the oldest (14) and therefore the wisest, not to mention the fedora.
The one with the fedora is always the most important
BLUEBRY: oh god oh god i do not care about which mangas are the best why can't they just be quiet in the bookstore
They continue to yell loudly as other pretentious white people judge them silently
BLUEBRY: oh god {grabs books} oh god now i just have to pay and get out
i have tangled with anime kids