The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show!/9

{Zoom back in to SI's pupil. Cut to SI's house. In the background, the song "what a day - super rock remix plays" plays. A shot of Si talking appears along with "Strong Intelligent played by himself...wow cheesy" is subtitled. This is the case with the rest of the characters exept Jontof, where his name is scribbled out and it say's (in appaling handwriting) eMO Guy. And Motherbot (who doesn't appear at all). Cut to the Jontof’s room. He’s playing Call of Duty five with A Spider Lama.}

A SPIDER LAMA: So...why are they nazi zombies? If ya want zombies, you play Left 4 Dead, not this crap pile.

JONTOF: You’ve been complaining about this for hours. Can we talk about something else now?

A SPIDER LAMA: Fine. So...have you seen those guys in hats?

JONTOF: Oh. Them. Ask Oreo about them. He spends all day with ‘em.

A SPIDER LAMA: Apparently they’re gonna wage war with Hiccup for disrespecting one of there crew.

JONTOF: Yeah. But I’d like to see ‘em try, especially when I’ve got my little training simulation here.

A SPIDER LAMA: Oh, come on, even I’m not that obsessed, and I’m obsessive compulsive.

JONTOF: Shut up.

A SPIDER LAMA: Fine. Now I’m gonna go clean Hiccup’s room again.

{Cut to SI going for a walk. A man in a black and blue beanie hat walks up to him}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: ‘Scuse, but, who are you?

GREG: Oh, hey. I’m Greg.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Greg?

GREG: Yup. I like to play Nintendo sixty-four.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Nice to know you haven’t been infected with the Almish disease.

GREG: Well, it’s the only thing that’s keeping me from being infected.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: You’re kidding me.

GREG: Dude, I don’t lie.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Excuse me but may I please see your house?

GREG: I don’t live in a house, I live in a dorm with a kid call-

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Okay, I get it, you can’t afford a house, c’mon we need to move.

GREG: Okay.

{Greg takes a step to the left}

STRONG INTELLIGENT:I meant to your apartment!

GREG: I don’t live in an apartment, had I not been so rudly interu-

STRONG INTELLIGENT: JUST TAKE ME TO WHERE YOU LIVE!

GREG: Okay, calm down dude.

{Cut to Greg’s dorm. Oreo (still wearing a Almish hat) is chewing on the wires of Greg’s nintendo sixty-four. Greg and SI run in}

GREG: Waaah! A cat, I’m allergic!

{Cut to a close up of SI’s face}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Have you noticed anything?

{Cut back to see hives all over Greg’s face}

GREG: Yes, this!

{Greg falls on the floor and begins rolling around, covering his face}

GREG: GET IT AWAY!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: It appears as is if my trusty little cat is eating your nintendo.

OREO: It’s been a while since I tasted meat!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: What are you doing here?

OREO: Recruiting members and taking out the electronics simultaneously whilst also having a rather delicious meal!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Y’know, I’m sure everyone saw the double cross plot twist coming.

OREO: Anyway, we’re getting members so we can make the harder to convert people scared of the bombs and guns we use to make them covert so they’ll stop making fun of us!

{An explosion is heard in the background. Small rocks fall from the ceiling}

OREO: Like that!

{Another explosion is heard. A large rock lands on Greg}

GREG: Can this day get any worse?

{A bullet appears and shots Greg in the leg. His leg begins bleeding}

GREG: OH, GOD! WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?!

OREO: Hmmm? ‘’{In a low voice}’’ I WANT YOU TO BE ALMISH!

GREG: OKAY, I’LL DO IT!

OREO: Here you go!

‘’{Oreo throws a hat at Greg. Greg puts it on and his eyes suddenly turn blank. Oreo takes out a button and pushes it. Greg is immediately healed.}’’

GREG: I’m not dying! Hooray!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Anyone else you converted?

OREO: Just Motherbot.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: You’re kidding me.

{Bombs and gunfire can be heard in the background. The screen begins shaking and small rocks begin falling from the ceiling. War cries can begin in the background}

OREO: Nope!

{Static beings on the screen, but the characters silhouettes can be seen through it. All sounds are muffled}’’

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Then we’re screw-

{The noises end abruptly. The entire thing is now just static. The words “Tune in...” fade in and fade out again, followed by “on New years day...” and finally “for the season finale and a new Yahtzee Style Review”. The screen then goes blank. End.}’’

Trivia

• This was the first TASIDSS which was drafted before creation.