The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show!/5

It's cold outside. And a school day...

Transcript

{Open to SI's house. In the background, the song "what a day" plays. A shot of Si talking appears along with "Strong Intelligent played by himself...wow cheesy" is subtitled. This is the case with the rest of the characters exept Jontof, where his name is scribbled out and it say's (in appaling handwriting) eMO Guy. And Motherbot (who doesn't appear at all). Cut to SI next to a fireplace.}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: ...

{Crickets chirp}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Guys, they said action.

{Motherbot falls from the ceiling}

MOTHERBOT: What...now? Out....of....cocoa?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: No. It's just that...

{Cut to a view of the window. it is snowing outside, and a man frozen in ice is seen}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Something tells me it's going to be a cold day today.

{Cut back}

MOTHERBOT: You....will....live

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Coughs} Mother, it's minus twenty-seven degrees celcius out there.

MOTHERBOT: You...have...a....point?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Well, maybe I should take a cab instead of walking today?

MOTHERBOT: It...is...only....a...chill

STRONG INTELLIGENT: You realise Hiccup went out there and she's sneezing icicles?

MOTHERBOT: Look...I...am...not...mother...nature...I...can...not...change...the...weather...so...deal...with...it

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Fine, I'll walk.

{Cut to Si crawling up the hill, face and arms bleeding, Jontof then merrily walks past him}

JONTOF: {Heartly} 'Aight?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Look it?

JONTOF: You should try eating breakfast more.

{Jontof walks of}

'STRONG INTELLIGENT: Maybe I can make it to the bus stop...

{A bus drives by}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: There'll be more...right?

{Hiccup walks in, licking an icicle}

HICCUP: Nope. That's the last today.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Your eating ice on the coldest day of the year?

HICCUP: Hey, my nose was kind.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: So, your not frozen to death why?

HICCUP: Have you ever noticed I'm ewwwww, furry!?

STRONG INTELLIGENT: I like ewwwwww, furry.

HICCUP: Well, your not geting any of it 'til I molt in summer.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Because it's cold in summer.

HICCUP: Hey, be thankful for the snow, global warmings made it impossible, and Obama must be firing his change lasers at the sun to end it soon.

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Whatever.

{Hiccup walks off}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Well, it can't get much wor- AVELANCHE!

{Snow falls on him}

{End}

Trivia

• This is the first time anyone has acknkowledged Motherbot not being SI or Jontof's true mother.