The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show!/18

Hiccup has to endure an hour of Oreo.

Transcript

{Open to a top-down view of SI's house as "Reboot" plays. The camera zooms in with gathering speed until it cuts to several scenes of the characters in season one, before cutting to the logo and then zooming in on the "O" in "strong" and showing Oreo walks around in circles, quite obviously in a play pen, surrounded by several toys.}

OREO: When will she get here? I’ve been waiting for hours!

{SI walks in, the top half of his body off-screen, Tom and Jerry style}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {In a very ifeminite voice} So, Oreo? Are you looking forward to when –

{The doorbell rings, interrupting SI.}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Oh, I think that’s her!

{Cut to the door, which opens, revealing a bright light and Hiccup’s sillouhete. Cut back to Oreo, now sitting down with the light blazing in onto the screen}

OREO: Bright light! Bright light!

{Cut back to the door, the light fades and standing there is Hiccup, folding her arms and looking angry}

HICCUP: Thanks for inviting me, Mrs. Dorkelson!

{A view of the room, with Hiccup in the doorway, SI next to her and Oreo in the background, running fast in circles. SI has his upper torso back.}

OREO: {Faint, continuously} Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Well, it’s very nice of you to come as Oreo’s just been very excit-

{Hiccup jumps on SI, tackling him to the ground}

HICCUP: This never happened. Got it?

{Hiccup raises her fist, ready to punch SI}

SI: Yes, yes, just, please, don’t hurt Oreo! He’s so fragi-

{Hiccup punches SI, and walks off. Cut to the play pen, Oreo has stopped shouting and running in circles. Hiccup enters.}

OREO: Hey there, play pal! Wanna play ball?

{Zoom in on Oreo, who lifts up a dodgeball. Zoom out again.}'

HICCUP: What? That games for babies.

OREO: I’m not a baby! What do big boys and girls play?

HICCUP: Y’know...manly video games...

OREO: Ooh! I have one of those! Happy Fun Funtime for Kids Super Family Fun Fun...Special Edition! Wanna play that?

HICCUP: That’s the biggest baby game ever! You baby. Baaaaaaaby!

{Zoom in on Oreo’s face. A tear wells up in his eye, as he begins sniffing. Zoom out, as Oreo bursts into tears and begins running in circles, flailing his arms}

OREO: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU! I’M TELLING!

{SI enters, severed at the torso again.}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: What’s all the ruckus?

{Hiccup conviently finds s dodgeball from hammerspace, and throws it at SI, who falls over, still severed at the torso}

HICCUP: Hey, kid, where’s the food at?

OREO: {No longer crying} Uh...sure!

{Cut to the kitchen. Oreo and Hiccup enter}

OREO: Okay! Were here! I was going to eats some ice-cream and shortcake! You want some too?

HICCUP: What? Ew, that’s baby food. You gotta eat yorkies.

OREO: What are they?

HICCUP: Here, try one.

{Hiccup tosses Oreo a yorkie. He eats it and after chewing it for three seconds, he throws up all over Hiccup}

OREO: RARGH! My delicate yound pallet can’t take it!

{Hiccup clenches her fists and begins shaking. Cut to Oreo outside, buried in dirt and with bile seeping out the hole}

OREO: Urrrrrrrrrgh...can I come in now?

{Oreo makes a throwing up noise, as more bile seeps out the hole.}

HICCUP: {Offscreen} Four more hours you!

{The screen goes dark as thunder is heard}

HICCUP: Ouch, that’s rough.

{Oreo throws up again}

{End}